The FiFi Report 164

  • It seems there are as many theories about why Prince William and his girlfriend, Kate Middleton, split as there are Corgi hairs on the Buckingham Palace sofas —Reasons range from Middleton’s nouveau riche middle-class background — and gum-chewing mother, a former airline hostess — to Wills’ famously roving eye and hands
  • Britney Spears was spotted flashing her panties again. And apparently instead of showing up in clothes she decided she’d just tape a pillow case to herself… economical….thesuperficial
  • Lindsay Lohan is denying reports suggesting she and Kevin Federline are a new item after spending a steamy afternoon together in a Los Angeles hotel. Steamy
  • Katie Holmes called the cops after she spotted a pair of photographers on her way to Target and got spooked. The cops escorted her inside and trailed her as she browsed for clothes for herself and Suri. I don’t know what’s more bizarre, that she got local cops to escort her shopping, or that she shops for clothes at Target …Thesuperficial
  • Madonna went to Africa again. Not for more children.
  • Andre Agassi Accidentally Hits Wife with Racket ( ouch)
  • Marilyn Manson Calls Evan Rachel Wood ‘My Twin’ ( Kooky)
  • Penélope Cruz Says She Wants to Adopt ( hates being fat)
  • Eva Herzigova says I Love My Body Pregnant (hates being fat)
  • Salma Hayek Opens Up About Motherhood and the pregnant actress says being a mom is for her ( hates being fat )
  • Blue Wiggle Anthony Field Welcomes Baby Son ( of course he was never fat)
  • Demi Moore is so definitely pregnant but just not telling. Or she is just fat. Why is she smiling then?
  • Jen Garner ‘Intoxicated’ with Love for Daughter ( and relieved she is no longer fat)