•Lindsay Lohan has decided to lose her signature red hair color (once again) and go back to being blonde “ Because nothing says "I’m not as dumb as you think" than blonde hair. Is this how she expects to be taken more seriously? She’d get more respect if she was wearing a Hitler mustache and clown shoes.” Thesuperficial.
•Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have been spotted hopping between each other’s homes and hotel rooms.
•Britney did not try to commit suicide.
•The always classy OJ Simpson is claiming that he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. "He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father." Thesuoperficial ( very slow).
•Robbie Williams got out of rehab..and then lit up a fag and hit the town.
•Nicole Kidman got a wedgie on holiday with Keith in the Caribbean.
•Kirsten Dunst was spotted reading Carl Sagan’s "The Varieties of Scientific Experience" while hanging out on a Maui beach. I’m assuming she’s reading the book to try and understand how a person can spend as much time in the sun as she does and still be pale’ Thesuperficial.
•Penelope Cruz has sparked reports she is secretly a Scientologist. Very secret.•Nicole Richie was treated for dehydration last Friday while working on The Simple Life and was taken to a hospital after feeling ill. She was given intravenous fluids before being released. Looks like eating isn’t the only concept that eludes Nicole Richie. You know how you battle dehydration? You drink something. It’s not exactly a medical mystery. She’s so dumb she was probably rubbing her elbows in orange juice and going, "Is this right? Am I doing this right? I’m doing it! I’m drinking!" Thesuperficial
•Oscar nominee Djimon Hounsou is dating Kimora Lee from Baby Phat.
•Brad & Angelina have confirmed they are adopting again. They can adopt me. I don’t cry.Much.
•Heather Mills has demanded a whopping $24,000 per day from estranged husband Paul McCartney, saying she needs the money just to "get by". Sounds good to
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