The FiFi Report 152

Hilary Duff and Joel Madden are dunzo.
Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Roc after 4 months. Surprise!
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are engaged. Not surprised. Give it 18 months.
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards’ status as a married couple is over, Not surprised. Owen Wilson has rubbished speculation he is to propose to Kate Hudson after being spotted with his mother looking at rings in a jewelry shop. Rubbish.
Selma Blair and Ahmet Zappa Divorce. Not surprised.
 Christian Slater ‘Grateful’ Divorce Is Resolved.
Will Prince wills marry Kate soon? ‘Now into their fifth year as an absurdly attractive couple, Will and Kate, both 24, have lately seemed so snuggly – and Kate so seamlessly ingrained into Will’s inner circle of friends and family – that the engagement gossip is getting as hot as a pot of Earl Grey.” People.com
Heath Ledger was spotted applying for a marriage licence with Michelle Williams.
Sofia Coppola had a baby girl Romy.
Judge Allows Challenge to Madonna’s Adoption.Not surprised.
Sexiest Man George Says He Feels Bad for Matt Damon missing out again.Bless.
Snoop Dogg was arrested last night, again. Surprise!
Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are laughing off rumors that they’re expecting a child, saying : "We are not with child, but we are pregnant with ideas”
Nicole Richie has been seeking treatment for her inability to gain weight and she has (put on) at least 5 lbs. She sacked her stylist Rachel Zoe. That’s at least 3ibs.