Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth areso over.
Eva Longoria and Boyfriend are soover.
Jennivince or Vincifer is nolonger. Jen even has her sights set on a new man, Matthew. My advice to Jen:dress up like Jake Gyllenhaal, with lots and lots of spandex, if you want towant to catch Matt’s eye ( asocialisteslife).
MatthewMcConaughey looks like a psychopath … plus he brushes his teeth whiledriving.
Ivanka Trump and Lance Armstrongare dating, although they have no witnesses and no sources and pretty much noreason to think they’re dating at all.
I give it three months beforeNicole Richie’s sunglasses get so big her head is just dragging on the floor.Then when she shows up to places and people ask her what’s wrong she can pointand laugh at them because their lame sunglasses actually fit on their head.Thesuperficial
Breaking news: Eva Longoria wasseen with huge red sandals. “She woke up one morning thinking to herself,"I need to buy a pair of slippers with huge flowers on them that make me alook like a ridiculous human being. And not just huge flowers. I mean flowersso big you’ll think my feet are actual giant flowers.” Thesuperficial
Mischa Barton and boyfriend CiscoAdler enjoyed a stroll together. Really enjoyed it. There are photos to proveit
Maggie Gyllenhaaland Peter Sarsgaard are the proud parents of a baby girl.
Nicole Richie and BrodyJenner are splitsville.
Tori Spelling says "Yes, I’m Pregnant”.
Anna Nicole Smith had a commitment ceremony to her shady-ass lawyerHoward K. Stern in the Bahamas . Anna Nicole looks spaced out of her mind.Allwe see in Howard’s eyes are dollar signs ..
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen continue their rein of terror upon the poorunsuspecting people of Paris. pinkisthenewblog.
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