The first official photos of Suri Cruise will be in October Vanity Fair shot by Annie Leibovitz. A factory in Kentucky is printing the magazine and in order to ensure that no photos are leaked, security guards are positioned throughout the entire factory. ( to stop Tom Cruise getting in?).
Sharon Stone has adopted a third son.
Just in case you completely lost faith in humanity, Paris Hilton’s album is reportedly a raging flop. So far it’s sold only 75,000 copies (74,996 sales too many) Thesupeficial
Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton are still going strong “ who knew that L. Lo could focus on one guy that long. Not since Wilmer Valderrama has she been this committed to a single man for so long … now, if she could only commit to wearing a bra then she’d be all set” Pinkisthenewblog.
Tara Reid is still just a complete mess. Even when she’s not acting like her normal messy self (i.e. boozed out on the streets of LA) she still looks like a mess.
Paris Hilton was spotted leaving a hospital on Monday, presumably to treat either a) the several strains of STD’s she’s contracted from men b) the several strains of STD’s she’s contracted from her pet kinkajou or c) insert joke here ..Thesuperficial
Jessica Simpson is dating John Mayer.
George Clooney does not have malaria. Everyone relax.
Nicole Kidman is still not pregnant. Everyone try to relax.
Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner (BITCHIE?) spent another night together at the Chateau Marmont.
Britney Spears was spotted leaving Chin Chin wearing a peach slip, further continuing the trend of Hollywood celebrities confusing their underwear for outerwear. Although considering Britney’s mental capacity it’s a wonder she wears clothes at all and doesn’t just wander around dressed in pudding. The superficial
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