The FiFi Report 041

Gwyneth Paltrow went to a London restaurant for the first time since the birth of Apple. “I don’t want to be recognised at all. I’m feeling fat and ugly at the moment.” Doorman “I don’t think you’ll have a problem. I have no idea who you are” (fat and ugly)from Popbitch.
Matthew Broderick says Nicole Kidman will need some extra padding to play the buxom Swedish secretary in the movie of The Producers (fat and ugly)
Gwyneth Paltrow is spending more than $7,000 to have invisible braces.( ugly)
Heidi Klum and Seal French-kissed all through US fashion Design awards.WWD
Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake flew to Australia together “As soon as they got into the air they changed into their free first-class pyjamas and ordered a bottle of Champagne. They even invited other fliers to play Mah Jong with them and Cameron produced a travel version and invited other first class passengers to join in,” Glamour
Mini-Me the vertically challenged Verne Troyer is seeking an annulment of his marriage to 5-foot-6-inch model wife (funny about that)
Sadie Frost was hospitalized with blood poisoning last week
When Alfonso Cuaron signed up to direct Harry Potter 3 he signed a contract not to swear in front of the child actors. So he resorted to swearing in Spanish. Hogwarts pupils are all fluent in Spanish curses (Popbitch).
Calvin Klein’s house in the Hamptons is still very 70’s-licious with a strange sort of basement/SM cave that has yet to be redone (Gawker)
Princess Di-shagger James Hewitt has a tattoo on his knob which says DD (Pop bitch)
Eminem flashed a brown eye at the MTV awards (wardrobe malfunction)
Cliff Richard has created his own fragrance called ”Miss You Nights” and includes perfumes, shower gels, soaps and body lotions ( Miss it every night)
Which grumpy Hollywood comedian disrupted a magazine shoot in NYC when he phoned his West Coast publicist and barked at her to call the guy standing 6 feet away from him to turn down the air conditioning? NYDN (Who who?)
Paris Hilton almost set her Airstream on fire after trying to microwave a can of soup.( she eats?)