Britney is still a clueless mother and she has died her hair black.
Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen still look like bag ladies.
Tom Cruise is still crazy ( this time in Tokyo).
Jude and sienna are still on and off each other each week.
Paris Hilton is still selling her soul. Her new single is "Stars Are Blind," ( autobiographical: she can’t see who is she is having sex with).
Victoria Beckham is still vacuum sealed and wore the tiniest shortest of shorts and carried a light blue Birkin to the soccer. It’s not about you it’s about me ( ‘Mrs. Beckham makes Mariah Carey look classy’ says Pinkisthenewblog).
Justin and Cameron Diaz are still together or have they split?
Nicole Richie is still expanding her diet to include more things than oxygen. Angelina and Brad are still adopting children.
Dannii Minogue still has absolutely no taste whatsoever.
Jim Carey and Porn queen Jenny McCarthy are still kissing ( it was a long one).
Prince Albert is still single but may ask his girlfriend to marry him.
Nicole and Keith are still getting married this weekend.
Reese Witherspoon is still not be pregnant but is suing Star magazine who said she is. “ I didn’t know you could sue people for saying you’re pregnant. Punch them in the face at the supermarket when they start patting your stomach because they think you look fat, but not sue” superficial.com
Heidi Klum is always pregnant …she’s due for her third.
And George Clooney is stil handsome, intelligent and a single and bugging me with every day for a date.
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