The FiFi Report 132

Jason Preston and boyfriend Marc Jacobs have split.
Zach Braff and Mandy Moore have split up
Jennifer Aniston was seen wearing a HUGE diamond ring on her left hand.
Hugh Grant and Jemima Khan are engaged.
Jessica Simpson is getting extra-friendly with Jared Leto.
Reese Witherspoon is pregs.
J. Lo says that she is not pregs.
Linda Evangelistsa is pregs.( with a New York architect)
Lindsay Lohan was photographed at a restaurant picking her teeth, which is totally unacceptable. She covered up in shame after seeing the photographers. Either embarrassed she was caught picking her teeth or embarrassed she was caught eating. Thesuperficial.
Heather Mills McCartney will divorce Paul. He’s planning on suing the paper that’s claiming she used to prostitute herself and has been publishing nude photos she took when she was younger. The most shocking news of all? People actually seem to care.
The Rolling Stones’s world tour is on hold again while guitarist Ronnie Wood checked into alcohol rehab. Hic!
The Crown Prosecution Service announced they wouldn’t prosecute Kate Moss over her cocaine incident. “Even if the photos and videos weren’t enough, just the fact she used to go out with Pete Doherty should guarantee a conviction. I hear you get high just from being in a room with him for too long. But that might be because he injects you with stuff every time you look away” Thesuperficial.
Alec Baldwin called Patricia Field “a fruit-salad head” and a “wack job, 24-7″ after she blamed him as the reason she quit being the stylist for his most recent movie. In future I will start calling people fruit-salad heads on a regular basis because it may be the greatest insult I’ve ever heard in my entire life says thesupericial.
Daryl Hannah was arrested after protesting the destruction of a 14-acre fruit and vegetable garden by living in one of the trees for three weeks. ‘If that doesn’t qualify as a fruit-salad head I don’t know what does. Her head could literally be a melon and she still wouldn’t be as fruit-salad heady.”suoerficial.
Kevin Federline is still alive! He has been photographed with Britney and baby for the first time in over three months. “It’s nice of Britney to let him out of the basement long enough to pose for cameras”