The FiFi Report 040

The first-ever Barbie fragrance launches in August. Mattel says ”Ken is not out of the picture. They are still friends and we are going to keep Ken around.” (on Queer eye next?)
Princess Stephanie has been frolicking at her villa on Mauritius with her husband’s brother-in-law and looks preggers.
Julia Roberts is expecting twins.
Nicole Richie says she’s hooked on heroin and cocaine on Oprah.( A Simple life)
Scarlett Johansson “stunned onlookers when she locked lips with Tara Subkoff, at New York’s ultra-hip Hiro venue. Tara took Scarlett to a dark corner of the bar, where she proceeded to administer a very long and lingering kiss” (Administer?) Glamour.
Sex and the City star Jason Lewis has filed a lawsuit against Absolut Vodka claiming they have exploited his image in their advertising campaigns. Jason, Samantha’s spunky boyfriend lies naked with an erect bottle between his legs (exploited!).
Glamour says Kelly Osbourne has got a Christina Aguilera voodoo doll that she sticks pins in whenever she’s feeling bad.
Lizzie Jagger and Sean Lennon are back in together.
Dennis Quaid has announced he’s engaged to his girlfriend.
Marc Anthony has got a divorce so he can now run off with J.Lo.
David Schwimmer is single after splitting from model-turned-singer Gina Lee.
Bruce Willis has split from girlfriend Brooke Burns.
Patrizia Reggiani, jailed in 1998 for ordering the murder of her estranged husband, Maurizio Gucci, is to be retried. Nicknamed The Black Widow she was sentenced to 26 years after hiring a hitman to kill her husband.
Kirk Douglas and his wife Anne have renewed their wedding vows after 50 years together.
Miss Australia has been crowned Miss Universe 2004.
Brian Bonsall, from “Family Ties,” was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving (suspicious)
Elle Macpherson has admitted she was battling with post-natal depression when she checked herself into the Meadows Institute last year (don’t hate me because I’m beautiful)
An investigation into child abuse claims from the 80’s against Micheal Jackson have been dropped.
Brad Pitt and George Clooney are shooting Ocean’s Twelve in Rome (Hotti Biscotti Heaven)