The FiFi Report 129

Britney Spears was seen driving with wearing soup can curlers in her hair and baby strapped in the back. The good news is that the baby was in his car seat. The bad news he was not properly strapped in. ‘At this rate the baby will end up tied to the hood of the car with rope, taped to the door, and possibly just placed in the trunk.” The superficial.
Nicole Kidman is engaged to Keith. ‘It’s about time Nicole Kidman finally made her move against Tom Cruise in this epic struggle of one uppism. If she’s going to top Katie Holmes giving birth she better come up with something fast like saying how much more enjoyable sex is with somebody who doesn’t ask you to put on a fake mustache and cowboy hat.’ The superficial
Geri Spice Halliwell gave birth to a baby girl.
Pete Doherty squirted a syringe-full of his own blood at two MTV News cameramen after injecting heroin. The camera lens was splattered with Pete’s claret. Getting squirted with Pete Doherty’s blood has to be the most frightening experience in the world. Second only to being exposed to Ebola or accidentally falling on a pile of Paris Hilton’s underwear’. Thesupericial
Charlie Sheen still not allowed to kill Denise Richards.
Jennifer Lopez is reportedly expecting her first child for the fifth time
George Micheal was caught asleep at the wheel at a traffic light.
Whitney Houston is denying recent reports that she has been diagnosed with a deadly brain tumor, she why? It’s a no brainer.
Breaking News: Jake Gyllenhaal was seen with chicken grease stains on the front of his hoodie. What?!
Gwen Stefani has broken her finger whilst using a sewing machine. My god!
Nicole Richie did some grocery shopping. Shocking.
Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber went for a walk in New York . True!
‘Lindsay Lohan showed up at a club in New York with her bra exposed, her signature tights, and the largest bag I’ve ever seen worn by a human being. It’s at least twice as large as her friends. What could be inside. Drug paraphernalia? Alcohol? A Chinese contortionist? The possiblities are endless!” The superficial