TomKat will marry in July, after signing a $40 million prenup “ I only give it a couple months though. You’d be surprised how hard it is to maintain a marriage when the wife is locked in the basement and the husband spends all his time at gay bathhouses.” Thesuperficial
Calvin Klein is divorcing his wife Kelly, ten years after they separated. Ditto
‘Though now sober Courtney Love is still flashing her wilted ladyflower. Apparently Love showed up unannounced and played a set with Smashing Pumpkins in New York “She pulled a Paris Hilton, and it looked like she could use a good wax.” Says an onlooker Ewwww
Paris Hilton has split from Stavros Niarchos who is kissing L.Lo ( Lindsay Lohan).
Paris has been seen with quarterback Matt Leinart while disguised in a brown wig. “ There’s no explanation for the wig, but I imagine it’s to seem smarter than she actually is. So when somebody makes a blonde joke she doesn’t understand she can laugh and pretend she knows what the word ‘chastity’ means.” Thesuperficial.
Jack White and model Karen Elson had a baby called Scarlett White. So her name is Red White? Pinkisthenewblog
Jennifer and Vince are moving in together.
Avril Lavigne wants to get hitched but her family wants her to wait, They caution her about young marriage with two words: Britney Spears.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt set the record straight on the most widely circulated myths :
• Pitt is not trying to convince Jolie to join the cast of Ocean’s 13. (Sorry, George.)
• Jolie is not looking to adopt a Namibian infant – at least not right now.
• Jolie’s ill mom is not near death and did not ask Jolie to give birth in France as a “dying wish.”
• Pitt did not purchase for Jolie a “fidelity necklace” as a pre-baby wedding gift.
• Finally, Jolie is not planning to buy a small African nation of her own or drink Brads blood
Keith Richards suffered a brain haemorrhage after he fell from a palm tree and will now have an operation to drain his skull. But wait ! there’s nothing in there.
Maggie Gyllenhaal has fallen prey to the ravages of manic pregnancy hormones … how else would you explain her appearance on the Martha Stewart Show?” pinkisthebnewblog
Scarlet Johanssen hid her face behind a placard saying, ‘I’m being harrassed by the person taking this picture.’Maybe somebody should let Scarlett know holding a giant sign over your face isn’t the best way to avoid attention. If she’s really looking to go unnoticed, she should try my patent pending method of putting on a giant chicken costume and running through the city making clucking noises”
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