The FiFi Report 119

Nicole Kidman and Keith have sent out Invitations for their wedding next month.
The nonstop barrage of freaking adorable pictures of the Jolie-Pitts just won’t stop: the paparazzi in Paris have been in overdrive and the pair is rumored to have purchased an apartment in the low-key 15th arrondissement. Brad is to shoot a new campaign next week with photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott for Tag Heuer.
George Clooney insists his hotel and casino in Las Vegas will not be purely a money-making venture, because he’ll give profits to the poor in Africa. Bless
A group of James Bond fans has launched a website (www.craignotbond.com) to protest the hiring of Craig to replace Pierce Brosnan in Casino Royale.
Publicity hound extraordinaire Sienna Miller air-kissed her way through the press section and worked her way up and down the front rows of the Emilio Pucci show in Milan fawning over all the editors who have been fawning over her. Miller left the set of her new movie, “Interview,” to support Matthew Williamson in his first show for Pucci.
George Clooney was spotted getting rather friendly with ex-girlfriend Renée Zellweger at a BAFTAS after party at The Dorchester hotel and the pair were “canoodling” in a corner for all to see. ( Not true; George never canoodles).
Kylie Minogue has quashed speculation she will marry Olivier Martinez.
Hilary Swank is reportedly back together with Chad Lowe
Hugh Grant got into a fight with a photographer in Central Park and ended up hitting him over the head with a manila folder.
Vince Vaughn threw Jennifer Aniston a 37th birthday party catered by McDonald’s. (Jolie Pitts are in Paris , Jen does maccas. Chic)
Valium, morphine, marijuana and an elevated level of codeine were all found in Chris Penn’s body when he died. Unnatural causes.
Heath Ledger has asked Jake Gyllenhaal to be godfather to daughter Matilda “Heath and I are best friends now I’m actually godfather to Heath’s daughter Matilda, which is an amazing honor. Almost as amazing as the night he covered me in warm cocoa and called me Mr. Pickles. I think he might have been drunk.” (Ok, I may have doctored those last two lines a bit. But I’ll be curious to see little Matilda’s reaction to all this as she grows up. In most circumstances, stumbling across a DVD of Dad having sex with your godfather can lead to some awkward questions. Particularly if they’re both dressed as mimes. And weeping. And using your bed. And you get the DVD for Christmas” The superficifial.com)