Naomi Watts has split from Heath ledger “Too immature. We’ve definitely, officially split up.He doesn’t want to get married and have kids. He’s always out clubbing with his friends. He’s so immature that it makes me look stupid for being with him.” Stupid.
Paris Hilton will be doing a perfume “ the beautiful thing about Paris is that she is so well known. She makes news wherever she goes. ” Beautiful.News?.
Penélope Cruz partied with Matthew McConaughey at her 30th birthday party in Madrid.
Hugh Grant is rumoured to be consoling beautiful Eimear Montgomerie, who is has broken up with her husband, golf champion Colin Montgomerie
Heidi Klum has given birth to a little girl. Baby Leni
Scarlett Johanseen has signed a deal to become the face of Louis Vuitton.
Kate Winslet’s new movie is Romance & Cigarettes, a musical comedy with Susan Sarandon, James Gandolfini and directed by John Turturro.
Parker Posey and Ryan Adams are dating
Brad Pitt was at the L’Uomo Vogue party to celebrate his shoot with Stephen Klein. Celebrate.
Ashley Judd recently took a flight in first class cabin wearing thick gloves and immediately took out a packet of sterilising wipes and proceeded to wipe down the seats and surroundings before sitting down. She would only accept plates and glasses if she could wipe them first and insisted on only drinking from her own bottle of champagne” Guilt issues. Big time.
Gwyneth is on the cover of W showing off her pregnant bump
Elizabeth Jagger is dating Sean Lennon (no bumps)
Melanie Knauss, the pneumatic model who is Donald Trump’s chick has been sporting a huge diamond rock on her left hand. (Pnematic diamond? A big bump)
Word at the New York Kabbalah Centre is that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher tied the knot in secret during a spiritual retreat last month. (Secret bumps and diamonds.Spiritual.)
Britney sneaked her boyfriend into her plush London hotel for a naked midnight swim.Sneaky.
Prosecutors seized two pairs of Michael Jackson’s underpants for DNA testing ( just 2?) Seized?
Madonna and Guy have legal steps to stop wanderers from traipsing through their English country estate. Traipsing Not allowed.
Brad Pitt is doing an informal architecture apprenticeship in Frank Gehry’s office
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