The FiFi Report 076

Jacqueline Stallone, the psychic mother of the Sylvester may be getting her own reality show. The fortune-telling mom — who does “rumpology” readings from clients’ buttocks and also gets messages from her psychic dogs — made headlines in the U.K. when she joined the British version of “Big Brother.” “It was live and not rehearsed and it made me an international star.The newspapers had photographs of me, comparing my face to Michael Jackson’s and Miss Piggy’s — but hey, any publicity is good publicity, and I’ve never had so many job offers in my life.” I am speechless: ( rumpology ? mine says eat less)
Russell Crowe was a kidnap target for Al-qaeda. ( Take him away!)
Just a week after Paris Hilton had her T-Mobile Sidekick hacked into, Nicky Hilton lost her phone at the Vanity Fair Oscar party at Mortons in Los Angeles.( don’t’ give those girls your number)
NAOMI CAMPBELL was spotted wearing a T-shirt with “Naomi hit me – and I loved it!”
Reports are that Donatella Versace ’s daughter Allegra Beck is ill after she was photographed leaving the UCLA Medical Centre. Beck has apparently never got over the death of her uncle Gianni. “Because he went out to buy magazines for her when he was shot,” a source told the New York Daily New (what a guy)
Celebrity skeleton report: Alexandra Von Furstenburg joins Mary-Kate Olsen and Allegra Beck in the anorexia club; Drew Barrymore continues to shrink.
Kate Mosshas sparked rumours she is to marry on-off boyfriend Pete Doherty after she was spotted wearing a gold band on her engagement finger.
Media doyenne Tina Brown has signed a major (possibly 7 figure) deal with Random House to write…a biography of Princess Diana. Um, Tina? Sweetheart? Are you okay? Have you been taking your medication? (Gawker)
Oh my God! Martha’s Stewarts post-prison plane landing of 2:08 AM violated the Westchester County runway hours! Gasp! Arrest her
Prince William is obsessed with “Desperate Housewives,” which airs Wednesdays at 10 p.m. in the U.K. “Wills said he doesn’t like going out on Wednesdays anymore in case he misses it,”
Brad Pitt has moved back in with wife Jennifer Aniston .
Jennifer Aniston is angrily denying internet reports she split up with Brad after falling for another woman” Of all the preposterous things that have been written about Jennifer, this one takes the cake. (cheap cake? Tofu?)
Nicole Kidman will play tragic photographer Diane Arbus in a film.
Kristin Davis and Steven Martin are an item.
Kylie Minogue has bought a house on French Island,
Gucci’s Frida Giannini has been named the brand’s creative director for women’s ready-to-wear. She replaces Alessandra Facchinetti, who has resigned as Gucci’s women’s wear designer only two weeks after her second show in the post-Tom Ford era.
Robbie Williams’ hit, Angels, is Britain’s favourite funeral song .
Breaking news ! A cockroach sighting in the Condé Nast cafeteria ( home of US Vogue and Vanity Fair) . The offending insect was “hanging out between the peanuts and the bok choy at the Asian stir fry station.” Tasty — but did Graydon and Anna fight over who got to eat it? ( Tofu anyone?)
Leonardo DiCaprio says he almost didn’t make the Oscars. He was having lunch a few hours before the ceremony with his mother when he started to choke on a raw carrot. Luckily, Leo’s mom was able to perform the Heimlich maneuver ( Cheap food)