The FiFi Report 075

Sienna Miller and Jude Law are leaving London for a life in the countryside
Cynthia Nixon has moved in with her lesbian lover, Christine Marinoni.
Rumours are circulating in Hollywood that Orlando Bloom and Salma Hayek are something of an item. The were seen holding hands at a post-Oscar party.
Nip/Tuck actor Julian McMahon is on a shortlist to become the next James Bond.
Mark Philippoussis is to wed his teenage model girlfriend Alexis Barbara after a whirlwind five-month romance.
At the Vanity Fair party (from WWD ): Tom Cruise posed for pictures with former squeeze Penélope Cruz, who had changed out of her yellow Oscar de la Renta into a green de la Renta; Kirsten Dunst looked like she was back together with Jake Gyllenhaal, and while Natalie Portman got close with a handsome Israeli boy that a publicist called “just a friend,” Orlando Bloom casually greeted former flame Kate Bosworth. Vince Vaughn and Johnny Knoxville, separately on the prowl; Janet Jackson, who hid in a corner; “Desperate Housewives” Eva Longoria and Marcia Cross joined at their disparate hips all night (they will soon be featured on a Vanity Fair cover); Scarlett Johansson, who breezed in with a raven-haired Jared Leto and a posse of goths (“I feel like I can’t breathe,” she said of her tight Roland Mouret dress), and Melanie Griffith, who hobbled in, as she had done on the red carpet, on a cane perfectly accessorized to her Versace gown.
Forget The Ivy, The Chateau and Koi. The Oscar goes to Soho House for drawing in the most A-list names per square foot during Oscar Week in its second annual temporary Los Angeles outpost. The weeklong chic-fest, held in a notorious Mt. Olympus party house owned by a dot-com playboy, has attracted boldfaced names from around the globe.
University friends of Pete Doherty, kate Moss’ exs ay he “was a bit of a loner, stayed in his room, smoked a lot of pot, and was very keen on his room-mate’s didgerido.” Smoking it?
Hugh Grant and Jemima Goldsmith were spotted coming out of a Harley St Clinic together “looking particularly furtive” (furtive? Pregnant, botox).
Will Stella McCartney take a bow at the end of her Paris runway show on Thursday? The multitasking McCartney finished her fall collection hours before she went into labor and gave birth to a 7-pound, 7-ounce baby boy named Miller Alasdhair James Willis in the early hours Friday. In fact, she felt so good that she resumed work on Saturday and was even thinking about hopping on the Eurostar to Paris. The baby however, would need a passport.