The FiFi Report 066

Jude Law better watch his back: word from the Casanova set in Venice is that leading man Heath Ledger is smitten with Sienna Miller.
Pamela Anderson is rumoured to be dating actor Stephen Dorff after she was seen leaving his house early one morning, still wearing her clothes from the night before. (that’s called dating?) “Her hair was a bird’s nest - it was obvious she had just gotten out of bed” I always looks like that..
It was inevitable: Paris Hilton hooked up with Colin Farrell; now everyone in Hollywood has slept with each other via no more than 3 degrees of separation.
Demi Moore has received an early Christmas present from Bruce Willis: a personal jet, complete with on-board hairdressing salon.
Julia Roberts has given birth to twins, Phinnaeus Walter and Hazel Patricia: Walter and Hazel?
George Clooney has been forced to cancel press appearances to promote Ocean’s Twelve after rupturing a disc in his back. (shagger’s back?).
Drew Barrymore’s father John Drew Barrymore has died at the age of 72.
Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are not splitting up ( this week).
Mel Gibson has earned $414 million from The Passion Of The Christ.
Paul McCartney and his wife, Heather, will appear on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” on Christmas Day in the UK.
Here is some gossip on celebrity sightings from Gawker Stalker:
“went to breakfast today at Cafeteria where I was seated next to a small elf and an old scary man, who turned out to be Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford. She cut her food into the tiniest pieces as the whole restaurant whispered about them…”
“At the Knicks - Atlanta game at MSG last night Paris Hilton was watching court side with Owen Wilson & Ethan Hawke. A shock to us all, Paris used the public restrooms, She was walked in by a MSG attendant. Paris happily posed for pictures in the bathroom for adoring teenaged fans with camera phones. And yes, she washed her hands”.
“At Sony Lincoln Square, I saw Cynthia Nixon, son, and the frighteningly butchest looking woman I’ve ever seen. I mean I was 25 feet away and I was a little scared for my own safety”.
On the day after - 9/11 - as dust and death filled lower Manhattan, Fergie had other things on her mind. Like ordering perfume lamps from a store in the West Village and asking that they be immediately shipped to England. Clary & Co. is a charming boutique on Bleecker St. a favorite with Sarah Jessica Parker and Gwyneth Paltrow. Because of the horror a few blocks away, the shop wasn’t open, but our source was in the shop: “My friend had left keys to her apartment in there. I [needed them] to help save her cats as she was stuck out of town.” As smoke from the still-burning rubble billowed through the street, the phone rang. “I thought it was my friend,” says our insider. “[Instead, it] was an assistant for Tommy Hilfiger, and she said the duchess was a guest at his house in Connecticut, and she had fallen in love with the Lampe Bergers and wanted half a dozen of them, along with two cases of the perfume. “Not only that, they wanted it shipped that day, to England. I said, ‘Don’t you know what is happening?!’” So disgusted she suggested the assistant call back later. Much, much, much later.
The wait staff at Cipriani in London must be crazy-brave: They actually dared to hand Naomi Campbell a bill. The hell on-heels supermodel dined there with boy toy Usher, and at the end of the meal was presented with a $1,500 bill . Campbell reportedly reamed the waiter, saying she was a guest of co-owner Flavio Briatore, a former boyfriend.
Madonna is terrified to leave her home, as she fears she will be shot by an obsessive stalker