The FiFi Report 065

Jennifer Lopez’s outfit for the forthcoming Pepsi advert has had to be enlarged because her bottom is too big. J-Lo co-stars with Beyoncé and David Beckham in the £11 million commercial (UK Glamour).
Sigourney Weaver is planning to take a trip into space and has signed up for a place on Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic spacecraft. “We’d be delighted to take Sigourney back to visit the aliens.” The company said.. Star Trek actor William Shatner and Carmen Electra’s husband Dave Navarro have both booked a seat as well… Beam me up.
Sharon Stone is turning her hand at being a mail-order minister after performing her first official wedding for restaurateur Michael Bourseau and sometime stylist Brenda Swanson at her Coldwater Canyon home ( bless).
Hustler publisher Larry Flynt will print photos of Paris Hilton kissing another woman. He said they are “quite erotic, even artistic, certainly compared to her videotape”. (Anything is artistic compared to her video).
Martin Scorsese, Meryl Streep and Ben Stiller were in attendance when Robert De Niro and his wife Grace Hightower renewed their wedding vows.
Uma Thurman and Andre Balazs have purchased a New York state mansion.
Salma Hayek is dating her ex-boyfriend Edward Norton once again.
Nicole Kidman says she’ll take six months off when she has finished filming “The Producers” alongside Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick.
Victoria Beckham will launch her own line of jeans, which she calls “Wonderbras for bottoms” in London next week at Harvey Nichols.
Naomi Campbell appears in Pirelli’s 2005 calendar. In this go-around, she is the unofficial Miss December and was shot by Patrick Demarchelier.
The fashion world is buzzing with the rumour that notorious modeliser Tim Jeffries was caught in bed last week… with clothes designer Valentino! (credits: Seen here In valentino ) Popbitch
David Lee Roth is training to be a paramedic in New York. Recently Diamond Dave saved the life of a heart attack victim in the Bronx with a defibrillator. Bless ( had a heart attack when he saw that hair)
Renee Zellweger had her armpits botoxed ready for the the Bridget Jones premiere and press junkets as it stops you sweating.
George Michael says he is quitting showbiz amid claims he has suffered a torrent of email abuse from a deranged stalker. ( not because his last album didn’t sell) ….on a wing and a prayer