The FiFi Report 026

Gerard Depardieu and Carole Bouquet have split and he’s run off with Fanny Ardant.
Marc Jacobs is NOT moving to Gucci.
Bridget Jones author Helen Fielding has given birth to a baby boy. “The baby currently has 12 names, but we are working on narrowing it down a bit”.
Friends’ star Matt Leblanc wife had a baby daughter.
Sarah Jessica Parker sobbed on filming the last scenes of SATC “I do have it in my contract that I get to keep all the clothing from anything I do,” Obviously crying of happiness.
SATC is planning to create a big screen version of the series
Jade Jagger is back with Pharrel Williams (last seen kissing Karolina Kurkova).
Fergie wants to live in New York and become an actress on TV (give up. just give up).
Jerry Hall will make cameo appearances in six London musicals in one night, setting a world record in the process. She will play a hooker in “Les Miserables” then jump into a limo to Her Majesty’s Theater for a quick turn in “Phantom of the Opera,” and then on to bit parts in “Fame,” “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang’ and “Anything Goes,” and “Jerry Springer: The Opera.”
Drew Barrymore has lost 20 pounds since last autumn.
Heidi Klum has broken up with the father of her bump Flavio and is dating John Mayer.
Diana Ross is receiving royal treatment during her two-day jail sentence for drunk driving ”Four hours here, six hours there. She ordered her own meals, and police officers went to get them”
Arun Nayar has got a divorce and wants to marry Liz Hurley in October.
Salman Rushdie to wed for fourth time a model he met at the Talk launch party
Scarlet Johansson has signed a deal to be the face of new Calvin Klein perfume.
Rachel Hunter has gazumped the Ultimo modelling contract from Rod Stewart’s current girlfriend, Penny Lancaster.