The FiFi Report 024

The paparazzi photos of Gwyneth and Chris coming out of the doctors after finding out they were pregnant were staged by her brother ( she’s not just a pretty face).
Christie Brinkly is turning 50 this month (shit!).
The model Karmen Kass has gone to Hollywood to be an MTA (model turned actress).
Frances Agnelli widow of Giovanni JR is to marry hair guru John Frieda.
The long-term boyfriend of model Karolina Kurkova, Alessandro Bazzoni is not happy over reports that she’s been kissing Pharrell Williams.
Selma Blair got married to her rock star boyfriend, Ahemt Zappa.
Jemina Khan celebrated her 30th Birthday at Annabelles (the club named after her mother) with Hugh Grant ,Tom Ford, Elle Macpherson and Valentino and Imran? Nowhere to be seen…(I smell a rat!)
When Spencer Tracey was sleeping with Nancy Reagan, Katharine Hepburn was getting down with Judy Garland.” NYDNews ( that’s old news sorry!)
Adrien Brody and Keira Knightly are making a movie together and have fallen in lurve.
Donald Trump is in negotiations with Paris Hilton to host the Miss USA Pageant. (‘they’re trying to make me sympathize with Al Qaeda!” from Gawker)
Helen Hunt is pregnant to her boyfriend with her first baby (glad to hear it’s a baby).
Gwynie wants to name her baby Bruce. (yep she’ll be right mate) and have her baby in the US after Madonna told her horror stories about the hospitals in the UK!
Penelope Cruz is to open her own fashion boutique in Spain.
Writer Jay McInerney has postponed his fourth wedding.
Kylie Minogue says she’ll never do an autobiography, because she can’t remember everything that’s happened “ (we know)
John Kerry the democratic hopeful apparently has a face full of botox (it’s Ok George W got it in the brain)