NORTH POLE - Arctic - Documents released by whistle-blowing website WikiLeaks have revealed sensitive information regarding the world’s Christmas gift list! “It’s that Assange guy again. He’s leaked the all important Christmas present list on the internet. Now every child in the world knows what they’re going to get. What an arsehole,” Santa said, before booting one of his little helpers out into the snow.Hilarious! dailysquib.co.uk
No-nup Liz Hurley is facing multi-million pound payout in divorcing Arun Nayar … All she wants for Christmas is his two front teeth…. Dailymail.co.uk
Warne and Hurley in love … Oh come all ye not faithful ..Smh.com.au
Mariah Claus festively adorns her baby bump in Santa gear when filming Merry Christmas to You, her holiday TV special …. Jingle sells..People.com
Gwyneth is that you? Paltrow looks almost unrecognisable as she celebrates walk of fame star… do you see what I see? Dailymail.co.uk
Chelsea Handler may not be dating 50 Cent … but she is rolling around in bed with him, sucking on his face, taking a picture, and posting it on the Internet…. Did he deck her HALLS? Tmz.com
Miley Cyrus Was Smoking Weed…. Ding Bong Merrily on High…Thesuperficial.com
George Clooney will split from Elisabeth….Joy to the World!