Cocaine on my nose? No it’s just whipped cream… and all the other hard-to-swallow celebrity excuses Dailymail.co.uk
Elvis Presley died of chronic constipation. That’s glamorous.Too funny. Dailymail.co.uk
‘I’ve officially seen everything; says Thesuperficial.com (Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes perform a song and dance number). Cringeworthy.
Michelle McGee: I Had Sex With Jesse James Out of “Boredom”. Yawn. I am reading this out boredom. Usmagazine.com
Watch Fist-Bumpin’ Gwyneth Paltrow on some marriage show here..in a fab red Vicky B dress. Gawker.com
Astronomers: Newly Discovered Black Hole to be Named After Greece Dailysquib.co.uk
Jessica Simpson to Fans: “Eat Whatever Makes You Feel Good” and that way I can stay fat. Usmagazine.com
Charlize and Keanu caught together smooching! Dlisted.com
Jennifer Lopez: I’d See a Ben Affleck Movie! Bless. Not so bright. People.com
Post-Boob Job Kate Hudson Feels Like a “Princess”. A very small booby princess Usmagazine.com
Cameron Diaz Spotted Leaving A-Rod’s Apartment. With overnight bag. Oopsies. Popsugar.com
ARemake of The GaGa Telephone video: hilarious! Fashioncopious
Halle Berry ‘Kicked Gabriel Out’ Months Ago People.com
Jennifer Aniston Kisses and Hugs on Set..with Nic. Popsugar.com
Is Gwyneth heading home via Harry Potter’s 9 ¾ platform? Or just walking into a wall? Gawker.com
Sienna Miller and Jude get it together ..Dailymail.co.uk
George Clooney Spends His 49th Birthday Barefoot on the Beach.Without HER. Popsugar.com




