The FiFi Report 300

Think you’ve got nothing in common with high-profile celebrity moms? Think again. See who’s tired, who struggles to find balance - and who’s on the verge of just cracking up. Harpersbazaar.com

Whitney Houston’s Voice Used to Scare Away Birds at Airports dailysquib.co.uk

Jennifer Lopez “Didn’t Care” About “Flabby Belly” After Twins’ Birth…says she “laughed” at her post-baby body ( so why did didn’t she just stay fat? ) .usmagazine.com

‘Too fast to live, too young to die” on his coffin?: Former lover Vivienne Westwood leads mourners at funeral of Sex Pistols manager Malcolm McLaren Dailymail.co.uk

Heather Locklear Arrested for Hit-and-Run..oopsies People.com

The Naked Truth: Nude Celebrities, Unretouched …Kim Kardashian, Joy Bryant, and Amanda de Cadenet forgo retouching ..whatever. YAWN. Harpersbazaar.com

Is Isla Fisher expecting baby number two? Whatever.  Hellomagazine.com

Amanda Seyfried Wore Her Cocktail Dress Backward on the Red Carpet..it’s about the zip and where it stops…Oopsies… redcarpet-fashionawards.com

Another day, another drunk Kiefer Sutherland story. Vanityfair.com [Page Six]

Another day, another story about Charlie Sheen and drugs and a hooker. Vanityfair.com

Catholic Church to Replace Choir Boys With Replicas..Dailysquib.co.uk

Naomi Campbell’s  boyfriend lets wedding plans slip..Marry me or I will hit you?. Dailymail

Oh my Lord : Kylie is so lucky! Andrés Velencoso is on the cover of Vanity Fair España May 2010.  Fashioncopious.

Gwyneth Paltrow looks great even with out makeup in ripped jeans… imnotobsessed.com