The FiFi Report 293

Feral Campbell May be Released Back into the Wild: her handlers have said.”We are currently scouting places in Africa for her release back into the wild. It will be kind of sad to see her go, but we feel it is the best for her and the best for us as well…Ms Campbell’s trainer told National Geographic magazine. Dailysquib.co.uk

Attack of the 5′10″ Woman: Naomi Campbell’s Chauffeur Apologizes for Calling the Cops …Ny.racked.com

‘Lady Gaga may soon surpass Sarah Jessica Parker in the contest for most bonkers fascinator of modern times. ( wearing a headpiece clearly inspired by her new single “Telephone”) nymag.com

Sean Penn Wishes “Rectal Cancer” on His Critics usmagazine.com

Jamie Oliver and wife Jools expecting their fourth baby  mirror.co.uk

Carla Bruni looks fabulous in a dress By Roland Mouret…huffingtonpost.com

Lady GaGa says she’s lonely, homeless and unhappy…but RICH! ( with an amazing wardrobe)  Mirror.co.uk

After Milan crammed its fashion week to coincide with Anna Wintour’s visit, a group of protestors took to the streets in bobbed wigs, sunglasses and t-shirts with “I Will Only Stay 3 Days,” huffingtonpost.com

Rachel Zoe Can Look Voluminous?!For a stick.. Nymag.com

You can now buy Dolly Forever Barbie by Christian Louboutin for £100 …give me the real thing ! Net-a-porter.com

Abbie Cornish gets the chop …post break up : justjared.

Why is Angelina turning Shiloh into a boy? lifeandstylemag.com

Kate Moss braves the chill in a tiny pair of leather hotpants ( & a horrible fag) Dailymail