The FiFi Report 291

Gwyneth Paltrow: Trainer Kicked My “Sagging Ass” Into Shape ..(wish I had her sagging ass!)  Goop.com

Elton John claims Jesus was a ’super-intelligent gay man’ in U.S. magazine interview …Oh Jesus…who said he was intelligent? dailymail.co.uk

Sarah Palin, is taking geography lessons with her globes in a bid to learn about the world’s countries.”No, no, no! Europe is not a country and you cannot see Russia from Alaska!” says her geography tutor dailysquib.co.uk

Doctors Explain: What’s Wrong With Angelina’s Face..um, nothing? usmagazine

Footballer’s Wife Tearfully Reunited With Footballer’s Wallet… Dailysquib.

Nicole Richie & Joel Madden Getting Married..whatever..people.com

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel keep close together .nice. Dailymail.co.uk

The Jolie-Pitt brood are now living in Venice where Angelina is preparing to film her next movie, The Tourist…. Tough . People.com

Cheryl Cole ‘to demand a divorce in weeks’ after humiliating sex texts..Dailymail

Tubby” Tiger Woods Teased for Weight Gain..don’t tease him: his mistress can do that .. Usmagazine.com

Tiger Woods’s porn-star mistress, says the star golfer impregnated her twice during their affair. On both occasions, Woods’s wife, Elin Nordegren, was also with child…oopsies !! vanityfair.com

Beyoncé’s father has to pay child support after fathering a baby boy.. Dailymail

Lady Gaga phones it in with hair sculpted into giant telephone receiver for new video nydailynews.com