The FiFi Report 286

  • George Clooney to host Haiti Telethon. Of course. Us Magazine
  • Heidi Montag is addicted to plastic surgery, covers face with scarf causing a kidnapping scare. People
  • George is sill with that woman. Popsugar
  • First 3D movie starring Roseanne Barr causes audience to flee. The Daily Squib
  • Kate Moss had an affair with a Prince (his mother would have loved that). Vogue UK
  • Heather Mills to star in ‘Dancing on Thin Ice’. The lying fantasist and gold-digger, Heather Mills, is to try and persuade the public for the hundredth time that she is still a lying money-grabbing fantasist when she will be filmed dancing on thin ice for a new skating themed game show. The Daily Squib
  • Is Spice Girl Gerry getting married? Mail Online
  • Model Rosie and Kylie’s ex Olivier kiss and canoodle around Paris. Popsugar
  • Ashley Avignone is the new Taylor Jacobson at Rachel Zoe. The Cut
  • Princess Caroline’s husband caught kissing another woman on holiday in Thailand oopsies! Mail Online
  • Heidi Klum: “My Boobs are on a Schedule!” Us Magazine
  • Sophie Dahl and her musician love Jamie Cullum marry in a romantic country wedding. Hello Magazine
  • Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf are an item. Popsugar
  • Angelina Jolie buys Maddox an iPod Touch after pledging $1m to Haiti: it must be a slow news week. Us Magazine
  • Hollywood Actress Dies of Natural Causes After Taking Loads of Drugs. The Daily Squib
  • Engaged Katy Perry isn’t pregnant to Russell, tweets menstrual cycle… Ewww too much information. The Superficial
  • Danni Minogue is pregnant, tweets it. Herald Sun
  • Do you think Jesus is wise to distance himself from Madonna? Ha, that’s not what the Bible says… Popsugar