The FiFi Report 285

  • Lost track of all the mistresses? See where else Tiger has been hanging his Christmas stocking…God rest this Merry Gentle Man. Us Magazine
  • Child services are now investigating Elin Woods for beating Tiger with golf clubs. The SuperficialAll she wants for Christmas is HIS two front teeth.
  • Courtney Love loses legal control of daughter… Ding Dong Merrily on High. People
  • Playgirl won’t publish alleged nude photos of Tiger Woods Oh come all ye faithful. People
  • Kate Hudson, Alex Rodriguez split… A Silent Night. Us Magazine
  • Sienna Miller: Plus-size models are “more beautiful” than skinny ones… She is away in a manger. New York Magazine
  • Leggy Liz Hurley braves the London chill in a daring dress slashed to the thigh… Deck the HALLS! Mail Online
  • Is Russell Brand about to pop the question to Katy Perry? Do you hear what I hear? Mail Online
  • George’s spirits stay high while critics love Up in the AirJoy to the World! Popsugar