The FiFi Report 282

  • The mother of Australian model Catherine McNeil has contradicted her daughter’s claims that cuts on the model’s arms were the result of a skateboard injury. oopsies….fell down the stairs ?? Herald Sun via Fashion Copious
  • Carla Bruni is obviously not pregnant ( but looks chic) The Huffington Post
  • Celebrities Stop Farting to Curb Global Warming. The United Nations has welcomed bids from the world’s top celebrities to stop passing wind thus ending the deadly march of ‘climate change’ threatening our delicate eco-system. “It doesn’t matter that countries like China, India and America are pumping out huge amounts of toxic pollution into the earth’s atmosphere; we believe by not farting and reusing our shopping bags we can save the world too,” Bob Geldof, told a panel of scientists at Geneva’s annual Climate Change exhibition sponsored by Monsanto. The Daily Squib
  • ‘Tom Cruise showed up on the set of Katie’s movie yesterday to surprise her for their anniversary, and make sure she wasn’t talking to anybody about the dead dudes in the basement,’  says The Superficial via Popsugar
  • Nicole Kidman is not pregnant. For the 20th time. Us Magazine
  • I die and go bananas! Rachel Zoe carries on without Tay… literally. In Case You Didn’t Know
  • Robert and Kristen arrive and Tweet together! …this is called news. Popsugar
  • FemBot Vicky B returns a pair of heels to a store… This is called news as well. The Mail Online
  • Lady Gaga: I’ve always felt like “a Freak”, she says. Wonderwall. Wow, am so surprised!
  • Jessica Simpson calls Perez Hilton “sad” for making fun of Bronx Mowgli. PopEater …with a name like that it’s more than sad. It’s mean.
  • Nicole Richie: I Need to “stay in bed and recover” And eat. Us Magazine
  • The Pirelli 2010 Calendar: No Airbrushing, No Makeup, and Of Course, No Tops! says refinery29.com
  • Gywneth always looks fabulous. With a top and makeup. No Airbrushing. Just Jared

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