The FiFi Report 276

  • It’s a Mini Karl! Karl Lagerfeld has been immortalised by Japanese-inspired brand Tokidoki as a limited edition miniature figurine. I want one ! Vogue UK
  • Madonna says on divorcing Guy Ritchie “challenging… I’m very grateful that I had work to do. I may have thrown myself off a building.” (But she can fly so it’s OK.) Rolling Stone
  • Gossip Spoiler Alert! The Sex and the City sequel just got a little more fabulous. Now Penélope Cruz and Liza Minnelli are both appeating in the movie. People
  • Rachel Zoe apparently has a disease and it’s not shopping! It’s migraines/vertigo called Minears Disease! Bananas! Or her shoes are too high and she is oxygen deprived. Fashion Week Daily
  • Is Demi suddenly looking too similar to Rachel Zoe? Popsugar
  • George is so handsome: even though he is with HER (no wonder he looks grumpy). Mail Online
  • January Jones says her ex Ashton Kutcher told her to quit acting: “He was like, ‘I don’t think you’re going to be good at this,’” the Mad Men star says. Oh, now he is such a great actor. GQ
  • Courtney Love and Miley both quit Twitter which leaves Lindsay Lohan as the undisputed champ of coked out sentences that make no sense. The Superficial
  • Pamela Anderson was simply following the hot, new trend of exploiting children when she used a nine-year-old girl to hold her dress at the Hollywood Style Awards. But it appears some child advocacy groups don’t appreciate fashion. Oopsies! The Superficial
  • Heidi Klum welcomes a baby! People
  • Now 50 the Duchess of York is still the woman who never grows up. Mail Online
  • Avril Lavigne officially files for divorce from Deryck Whibley, Surprise! Us Magazine
  • Katy Perry and Russell Brand are still together… we think. People
  • Madonna gives Jesus an allowance: I think this must be a tradition, a religious kind of thing. The Superficial
  • Miranda Kerr looks cool, wears flats! Style.com
  • After being held against her will for 18 years, much of it in a backyard hell straight out of a horror film, Jaycee Dugard wants the world to know: she is happy now. Bless. People
  • Jessica Biel’s absence at Justin Timberlake’s golf tournament suggests they’re either on the rocks, or golf is boring as shit. Possibly both. The Superficial

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