The FiFi Report 269

  • Anna Wintour and cover girl Sienna Miller braved the crowds together at premiere of The September Issue, the sensational doco about US Vogue (I saw it at the Film Festival and it was fabulous) see the photos here.
  • Vulgar kimonos, crusty evening gowns, and accents make up only a small fraction of reasons to watch Miss Universe pageant. How will US Vogue’s André Leon Talley cope judging the pageant? New York Magazine.
  • Robin Wright Penn files for divorce… again! Us Magazine
  • Sienna has a new boyfriend. That was quick Just Jared.
  • Michael Jackson will be buried on his 51st birthday, stinky! Us Magazine
  • “Amber Rose and Kanye West are apparently back together because the two were spotted in Miami yesterday where Amber walked around topless and essentially made Kim Kardashian look like Assless Annie of No Ass Junction.” Says The Superficial.
  • Ricky Martin takes his “Let’s Face It, I’m Gay” twins to the beach. Says The Superficial.
  • Celine Dion is pregnant with an eight-year-old embryo. Says People.
  • Madonna verse the aging! She wears clothes to swim in and carries an umbrella! Mail Online
  • Madonna kissed Jesus! Just Jared
  • Hillary Clinton to star in Hollywood movie: “The Adventures of the Invisible Woman”. The Daily Squib
  • Michael Jackson’s personal physician will be charged with manslaughter.” Of course, the saddest part of this story is that shortly before his death, Michael had just discovered a way to revert to his former black self and was primed to record Thriller 2.” Says The Superficial.
  • Brad Pitt jokes to Bill Maher he was once “an artist” at rolling joints, but now “wants to be alert” for his brood of six. Sleep deprived!! See the video at Us Magazine.
  • “Penelope Cruz is pregnant with Javier Bardem’s baby, who is sure to emerge from her womb in a fiery blaze and immediately seduce the midwife with flawless flamenco guitar.” Vanity Fair
  • Pop magazine’s Dasha Zhukova is pregnant. Mail Online
  • Lady Gaga is shocking! She toned down her look. Then wears Vampire teeth. New York Daily News