- Paris Hilton proudly shows off her pussy in public. Sorry, bad joke but you can blame… Pink is the new blog
- George Clooney gives a girl the view of Lake Como. What?! Outrageous! Hello Magazine
- Surgeons to give Madonna new arms! Professor Herman Schweinhund said: “Madonna’s prune arms are going to have to go. She has ruined them through the use of injected vitamins that have damaged the vein structure irreversably. F**k me though, if her arms look like that what does her overused coochie look like? Anyway, we will take the arms off then implant the new ones. It’s as easy as one, two, three.” The Daily Squib
- Kylie Minogue does a Carla and gets a chic new haircut. Mail Online
- Roger Federer welcomed twin girls. Doubles, anyone? Us Magazine
- Someone is selling a bunch of old love letters faxes in which Madonna brags about her “Bootyful” ass. Classy all around. Vanity Fair from Hello Magazine.
- It didn’t take long for Bar Refaeli to get over Leonardo DiCaprio. She has been spotted in St. Tropez with a Brazilian playboy. New York Post
- It looks like it’s ‘No More Bonko for Sarko’ as French President Nicolas Sarkozy has been found to have serious problems after collapsing during a run. The Daily Squib
- Mischa Barton is cured! Ready to start production on The Beautiful Life playing (herself?) a drug-addicted supermodel on TV. ‘Proving that even crazy people can find work before Lindsay Lohan. The Superficial
- Michael Jackson’s Doctor gave him drug that killed him. Ooopsies!
- Jude Law to be a Father for fourth time… oopsies! People
- Gisele Bundchen’s bump is no where in sight in a barely-belted, classic London Fog trench coat for the brand’s fall ad campaign. People
- Celebrity fat club: The pictures the skinniest celebrities never want you to see. Hilarious! Mail Online
- Anna Wintour wore flats to a party. OMG! What? Fashion Week Daily
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