The FiFi Report 264

  • Brad Pitt to Ashton: “Don’t Take a Picture of Your Wife’s Butt it’s silly.” USA Today
  • Mischa Barton is in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in LA where she was reportedly placed under psychiatric hold. Ooopsies. People
  • Gerard Butler is getting tired of rumors that he’s dating Jennifer Aniston. For the last time, people, he’s only sleeping with her when he’s drunk. The Superficial
  • Robert Redford has gotten hitched. The 71-year-old actor wed artist Sibylle Szaggars, 51, last week in Germany. I am shocked. He is 71. Us Magazine
  • If Moscow whispers are to be believed, Pop princess Dasha Zhukova and boyfriend Roman Abramovich are no longer ensemble. Fashion Week Daily
  • Model Karolina Kurkova is six months pregnant. People
  • Madonna to adopt Stevie Wonder. The Daily Squib
  • Guy Ritchie is inching his way back to into Madonna’s life. This makes Jesus sad. Vanity Fair
  • Ivanka Trump engaged. People
  • Michael Jackson apparently had an insane collection of naked actresses from the 20s to today. - Christ, he was misunderstood. The Superficial
  • Whitney Houston and Madonna wore the same gray leopard-print Dolce & Gabbana dress. What?! How could this happen? New York Magazine
  • When models fall over… a slideshow!
  • Lily Allen’s showing her nipples again. The Superficial
  • Why are Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith so loquacious about their sex life? The New York Post
  • Why are Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz so secretive about theirs? Vanity Fair
  • Time to start bulking up, Renee! Miss Zellweger braces for Bridget Jones 3. Mail Online
  • LAPD Treating Jackson Death as Homicide. TMZ
  • Sex and the City star Kim Cattrall has split from her much younger longtime beau, chef Alan Wyse. Us Magazine
  • Michael Jackson is gay? I don’t see it. The Superficial
  • Victoria Beckham has started taking acting lessons after landing a cameo role in the new Sex And The City movie. Digital Spy
  • Tony Romo had a big surprise planned for Jessica Simpson on her birthday: he was dumping her. Brutal. Vanity Fair
  • At least one person is dead and seven injured after a portion of Madonna’s “Sticky and Sweet” stage set collapsed in Marseilles, France. Mail Online
  • LaToya Jackson: “Michael was Murdered” “He was surrounded by a bad circle” who got him hooked on drugs, the late singer’s sister says… (such as her good self) Us Magazine