- Neverland Visitor: “I was molested by Jacko’s Ghost” The Daily Squib
- George Clooney pledged to make a film in the quake-stricken region of Abruzzo where foreign leaders were holding the G8 summit. He is perfect. People
- Mariah Carey apologizes for her performance at Michael Jackson’s memorial. Too late now, Mariah. The man will only die once. — Or will he? Says The Superficial.
- A fun fact: Michael Jackson’s brain was not in the coffin during Tuesday’s memorial service. Vanity Fair
- His death certificate has been released without a listed cause of death and a coroner said investigators are still testing the singer’s brain. Wonderwall
- John Mayer: Jackson Memorial was “Unbelievable”. He says he is happy Jackson was recognized as “a human being”. And not The Elephant Man. “I am not an animal….”
- Michael Jackson’s Memorial speakers hardly knew him. Brooke Shields hadn’t seen him in 18 years; John Mayer, Queen Latifah “never met” him. Us Magazine
- ‘I once donated sperm… but not to Michael Jackson,’ insists dermatologist amid claims he fathered singer’s eldest children… People (But to Debbie Rowe.)
- I can’t even be bothered writing that Britney is in Paris. That is Paris France. The poor French.
- Lindsay Lohan is being sued for allegedly stealing the formula for her tanning spray Sevin Nyne. So let me get this straight, people believe Lindsay Lohan invented her own tanning spray? Wait, the secret ingredient’s coke isn’t it? Now I get it. The Superficial
- How Mercy’s already putting on the Ritz: Madonna’s new daughter gets a lesson in luxury on a trip to Paris. Mail Online
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