The FiFi Report 260

  • Bruno marches with the Queen’s Guard. Mail Online
  • Paris Hilton is to open her own train company and rail network, so that everyone who hasn’t already taken a ride can take one, Hilton’s PR agency confirmed Tuesday. All Aboard the Paris Train! The Daily Squib
  • Britney Spears continues being allowed out in public. The Superficial
  • No, Lindsay, you’re not supposed to keep the $400,000 worth of jewelry from the photo shoot. New York Post
  • Madonna to Adopt Stevie Wonder…According to sources close to Stevie Wonder, her royal Madgeness will also allow Stevie to bring his guide dog, Freddy, along to live with the family. The Daily Squib
  • Billy Joel’s third marriage is over. Mail Online
  • Feeling a little deflated, Victoria? ‘Mrs Beckham has breast reduction surgery’ to lose the WAG look. Mail Online
  • Lindsay Lohan shows off topless picture on Twitter “I’m THAT bored,” (and deflated) Us Magazine
  • Lauren Conrad posed as a brunette for an upcoming editorial in Harper’s Bazaar. And though her hair changed, the facial expressions stayed the same. New York Magazine
  • Lady Gaga keeps her hair blonde so she’s not mistaken for Amy Winehouse. The Sun
  • Is Nicole Kidman pregnant again? Maybe just fat. Perez Hilton
  • Here is our first look at Lindsay Lohan’s baby bump … which will be featured in her new TV movie Labor Pains. Pink is the New Blog
  • Sienna Miller tells US Vogue “I’ve actually never been taken on a date in my whole life. I have never had a one-night stand,” Us Magazine