The FiFi Report 258

  • Call the fashion Police! Britney’s muffin top is on stage in London! People
  • George Clooney proves he is a creature of habit as he romances yet ANOTHER cocktail waitress. Says The Daily Mail
  • Oprah relinquishes her Most Powerful Celebrity in the World crown to this year’s Forbes list topper, Angelina Jolie. Apparently Kung Fu Panda was better than we thought. Says OMG Yahoo
  • Eva Longoria Parker and Tony Parker hit the high seas in his-and-her jet skis Tuesday while vacationing in Saint-Tropez, France. Reports People
  • Now that Madonna isn’t as interested in him anymore, Alex Rodriguez is playing the famous-faces field. He got hit on in Parrot Cay over New Year’s by Donna Karan, and last week he took Kate Hudson on a date. Says New York Post
  • Brad and Angelina are not splitting up. People
  • ‘Gaunt Trinny Woodall loses her youthful looks as divorce takes it toll. Her fragile appearance comes months after she announced her split from her husband Johnnie Elichaoff and her ITV makeover show was cancelled.’ The Daily Mail
  • Megan Fox: Being a Sex Symbol Is “Wonderful” “I didn’t decide I’m gonna be an actress cause I wanna be respected for how I play chess,” she says. How she plays her chest…
    Us Magazine
  • Kate Moss is not pregnant and she is threatening to sue Now Magazine for their fabulous fact-checking job. WWD
  • Christina Ricci ends her engagement…”They remain good friends and are still talking a lot” That’s the problem?. Us Magazine
  • Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson continue their secret London romance, or not?
    The Superficial
  • Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou gave their baby boy the very name Kenzo  People
  • After a maid found David Carradine’s body reportedly hanging by the neck in a closet in his Bangkok hotel room, police called it suicide. But the actor’s manager refuses to believe it. Bless. People