The FiFi Report 255

  • Out of ideas, Posh? Vicky B, the fembot loves her Balmain jacket
  • Amy Winehouse to be Fitted with Muzzle… reports the Daily Squib.
  • Cindy Crawford has back fat! (no hope for the rest of us)… says The Superficial.
  • Madonna is paying a tutor about $1,000 a week to teach her 22-year-old Brazilian boyfriend, model Jesus Luz, how to speak English. But why do they both need to speak English when they speak the language of love?
  • Madonna and her toyboy lover Jesus Luz are set to tie the knot in a Kabbalah ceremony. Reports The Daily Mail.
  • ‘Peter Andre blames Katie Price’s drinking for their divorce. Hey, what else is a married, giant-breasted woman supposed to do all day? She didn’t buy those things to clean the oven with.” reports The Superficial.
  • Obama Seen Walking on Surface of White House Pond… reports the Daily Squib.
  • Reunited: After year-long split Pink and Carey Hart walk hand-in-hand and smiling. The Daily Mail.
  • Hugh Jackman to Son: Don’t Use Me to Get Girls (just boys?) People.com
  • Los Angeles Police Find Mess at Lindsay Lohan’s House (Police: A burglar had no part in her home being trashed.) Huffington Post
  • Martin Scorsese is to make a biopic of Frank Sinatra’s life. Early reports: he’s do it his way. Vanity Fair.
  • George Clooney was caught partying like a man half his age on his 48th birthday. Bless.
  • Gisele Bundchen looked angelic in in her white wedding dress for her wedding in Costa Rica last week.
  • Kate Moss sings with The Lemonheads in a song called Dirty Robot “No, I don’t care for your metal looks / I don’t care for your bleeps and bloops / Go away, why don’t you just shut up?”