- Out of ideas, Posh? Vicky B, the fembot loves her Balmain jacket…
- Amy Winehouse to be Fitted with Muzzle… reports the Daily Squib.
- Cindy Crawford has back fat! (no hope for the rest of us)… says The Superficial.
- Madonna is paying a tutor about $1,000 a week to teach her 22-year-old Brazilian boyfriend, model Jesus Luz, how to speak English. But why do they both need to speak English when they speak the language of love?
- Madonna and her toyboy lover Jesus Luz are set to tie the knot in a Kabbalah ceremony. Reports The Daily Mail.
- ‘Peter Andre blames Katie Price’s drinking for their divorce. Hey, what else is a married, giant-breasted woman supposed to do all day? She didn’t buy those things to clean the oven with.” reports The Superficial.
- Obama Seen Walking on Surface of White House Pond… reports the Daily Squib.
- Reunited: After year-long split Pink and Carey Hart walk hand-in-hand and smiling. The Daily Mail.
- Hugh Jackman to Son: Don’t Use Me to Get Girls (just boys?) People.com
- Los Angeles Police Find Mess at Lindsay Lohan’s House (Police: A burglar had no part in her home being trashed.) Huffington Post
- Martin Scorsese is to make a biopic of Frank Sinatra’s life. Early reports: he’s do it his way. Vanity Fair.
- George Clooney was caught partying like a man half his age on his 48th birthday. Bless.
- Gisele Bundchen looked angelic in in her white wedding dress for her wedding in Costa Rica last week.
- Kate Moss sings with The Lemonheads in a song called Dirty Robot “No, I don’t care for your metal looks / I don’t care for your bleeps and bloops / Go away, why don’t you just shut up?”
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