- ‘Bo bama is now America’s First Openly Gay White House Dog… America can’t stop talking about Bo Obama, the 6-month-old Portuguese water dog. He was a gift from the Kennedy family, and came pre-trained: He can twitter’ reports The Daily Show.
- Jilted Madonna has said she now wants to buy the entire country of Malawi after a judge ruled her attempt at adopting a three year old girl illegal… says The Daily Squib.
- Paris Hilton is getting bored with Doug Reinhardt and has started calling Stavros Niarchos.
- Paris Hilton realizes a bra is pretty much pointless… says The Superficial.
- Vicky B, the FemBot, celebrated her 35th birthday by not eating cake with Katie Holmes and Eva Longoria.
- ‘Making full use of her uterurs-turned-ATM, Nadya Suleman has filed to trademark the name “Octomom” so she can use it to sell merchandising.’ says The Superficial.
- Mel Gibson’s mistress says she’s not his mistress.
- Mariah Carey blames unflattering dress for pregnancy rumours.
- Kimora Lee Simmons is wearing unflattering dresses because she is pregnant to Djimon Hounsou.
- It’s Official: Heidi Klum is going to love all those ugly dresses now she is pregnant again with Baby No. 4.
- Jessica Simpson’s mum twitters her car is fast and top heavy… and so is her daughter.
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