The FiFi Report 250

  • Nicole Kidman wore a backless dress to the Country Music Awards.”It made Keith Urban laugh the nervous laugh of a man who just realized he’s banging a mannequin”…says the superficial
  • Lindsay Lohan told E! News that reports of her breakup with Samantha Ronson are true: “We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.” At least she is honest.
  • After breaking up with Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson is NOT pursuing a restraining order.
  • Lindsay Lohan in Tears: I’m in “Absolute Hell” (She was begging for the restraining order).
  • Outrage in the UK at the Refusal of the Queen to mourn Jade Goody…says Dailysquib.
  • Drew Barrymore says : “I Will Learn to Stop Talking Out of the Side of My Mouth”.
  • Chris Brown pleads not guilty to felony assault and making criminal threats to Rihanna.
  • Is unlucky-in-love Kylie finally having a change of fortune? She has moved in with Spanish lover.
  • Madonna flees Malawi, vows revenge..says thesuperficial
  • Madonna, who is desperate to adopt someone or something, will now adopt the idiot Italian prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi…says the dailysquib
  • Russell Crowe turns 45 and celebrates by eating an entire kangaroo. He’ll say it’s method acting.
  • Eminem still Alive, releases new song and video mocking Sarah palin. ( Bit late isn’t he?)