The FiFi Report 059

Geri Halliwell’s big movie break looks to be anything but, with the stars of “Fat Slags” distancing themselves from the project before it’s even been released. from Glamour (Fat Slags?)( Deathly afraid!)
Peter Lindbergh has shot the latest Wonder bra campaign. One of the headlines which shows the model wearing a black push-up number says, “Yes They Are, Thank You.”
Michael Jackson is furious after learning MTV plan to continue airing Eminem’s controversial video for his single “Just Lose It.” it features Eminem dressed as Jackson, jumping around on a bed with young children. His also nose then falls off and his hair bursts into flames - which spoofs the Micheal Jackson accident on a Pepsi Ad. imdb ( on fire)
George Clooney and Lisa Snowdon have broken up ( Great)
Stella McCartney is three months pregnant.
Andie MacDowell and her husband have divorced after nearly three years .
Gwyneth Paltrow’s house is haunted ( spooky).
Mick Jagger, has taken a big step in his relationship — if you want to call it that — with L’Wren Scott, 35. The Rolling Stone is having the floors in his London flat lowered 10 inches to give his 6-foot 2-inch — or is it 6-foot 4-inch? —model-turned-stylist girlfriend, who has been hitting her head on the apartment ceilings, a little more headroom. WWD ( head hitting)
Nicky Hilton’s 2-month-old marriage is heading for the divorce courts.
Madonna has signed up to become a judge on a music talent show and will join Missy Elliot on a new American Pop Idol-esque programme next year. glamour
Usher has received an ultimatum from his ex: it’s me or Naomi Campbell.(bad luck then)
Martha Stewart spent her 3rd day in prison playing scrabble and charming her fellow inmates. (Charming)
Matt LeBlanc is fighting allegations he once hired a chauffeur to set him up with backseat gay sex trysts, by insisting he has never had sex with a man. LeBlanc is furious the chauffeur took his story to the National Enquirer and even passed a lie detector test as he revealed all about the actor’s alleged seedy past ( seedy) Imdb
Marilyn Manson is to play the Queen of Hearts in a new ‘Alice In Wonderland’ movie. “I’m not just playing a drag queen, I’m playing a woman. There’s a big difference” ( Really?)
Cindy Crawford has demanded that Jenna Jameson retract passages from her bestseller, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, alluding to flirtatious encounter between the two women. ( seedy)
Newly-single Kirsten Dunst has been spotted slumming with Paris Hilton’s ex and amateur porn director Rick Salomon. So not good, but expect a videotape in 8-12 months. (gawker)( trysts)
In Tatum O’Neal’s new tell-all autobiography. Paper Life, she claims Melanie Griffith dragged her the then 12 year-old actress to an orgy ( dragged)