The FiFi Report 248

  • “Posh Spice Swallows Pea in Dinner Drama! Anyone who knows Victoria Beckham, knows that she never eats solids. We’re still trying to find out what happened. Maybe it was a suicide attempt because she hasn’t eaten solid food for twenty years now and she must have known what would happen after eating the pea,” a close friend of the ‘talented’ pop star told MTV news. “Says thedailysquib
  • Is Bruce Willis ready to walk down the aisle again? the actor and his girlfriend, model Emma Heming, are planning an intimate wedding in Turks & Caicos. So intimate we already know about it.
  • Joaquin Phoenix’s new career in hip-hop is still not happening. For a reason.
  • Rihanna and Chris Brown are taking time apart. While she puts her face back together.
  • “Lindsay Lohan’s warrant has been dismissed after her lawyer provided a judge with proof the actress is enrolled in alcohol education classes. Well, now that that’s out of the way; Hollywood, you’re free to pursue Lindsay Lohan for acting work again. Let the offers begin! - - Don’t hold back. Just fire away.Anyone? ” says the superficial.
  • Lady GaGa is an inspiration to young girls everywhere…
  • “Here’s a shocking bit of news that I’m surprised you didn’t read on Ripley’s Believe It or Not! Turns out Michael Jackson has alot of sculpted statues of little boys in his Neverland Mansion. They were discovered in a list of items currently being auctioned off Whoops”..says thesuperficial
  • “A Coma Man demands to go back to Sleep! He says” I just woke up from a long term coma to see that the president is black, Michael Jackson is white and Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor of California. I even read that Hillary Clinton is Secretary of State?” the agitated man told the LA Times” Reports dailysquib.
  • Are Reese and Jake engaged?
  • Kanye West got busted by the police after he smashed a camera belonging to a paparazzo who was trying to film him. Does he want to be famous or not ?
  • Guy Ritchie is dating Elle Macpherson. Is he tall enough?
  • Natasha Richardson has died after suffering head injuries from a fall on a Canadian ski slope Monday. She was 45. Bless