The FiFi Report 058

Elton John says he intend to pass a hefty inheritance to their godchildren, including Victoria Beckham’s son Brooklyn and Liz Hurley’s on Damian ( Rich. famous. own jets)
Tiger Woods tied the knot with his 24-year-old fiancée this week in Barbados.
MARTHA Stewart will get her first taste of prison life with a humiliating strip search — including a nude squat-and-cough in front of a female guard, jailhouse sources said. All new inmates to the Alderson, W. Va., prison known as Camp Cupcake get the same exam, done by a guard wearing latex gloves. To prove they’re not hiding contraband, the jailbirds must lift their breasts, crouch low with their legs spread and cough. (insider trading!)
Princess Stephanie of Monaco is now dating croupier Franck Brasseu after the she split with husband number two, circus acrobat Adans Lopez Peres.
Jude Law has agreed to pay ex-wife Sadie Frost $18 million after she threatened to go after half of everything he earns.
CARMEN Kass and her boyfriend, Butter co-owner Richie Akiva, have called it quits after four years.
PASSENGERS on an L.A.-JFK American Air lines flight Saturday wondered if Parker Posey’s dog is toilet-trained. The actress took her Bichon Frise, Gracie, into the lavatory, a violation of FAA regulations. Soon a male flight attendant was knocking loudly on the door, de manding she open up. Posey, who was cleaning up a smelly mess in the pet’s carrier, didn’t come out immediately, and soon three more attendants threatened to have the plane grounded and Posey arrested.( arrested? Terrorist)( popbitch)
Sofia Coppola has settled into an apartment on Paris’ Boulevard St. Germain, just above the Café Flore, while she shoots Marie Antoinette with Kirsten Dunst.
Alexander (the movie) has been delayed because the movie is “too gay”. Apparently Warner Bros had put back the film’s release to November so they could tone down love scenes between Colin Farrell’s bisexual Alexander and a Persian eunuch called Bagoas - played by Francisco Bosch. ( cough,cough)
Cher is planning to celebrate her 60th birthday - in the nude posing for a men’s magazine.( happy in her own plastic skin)
Orlando Bloom,has just proposed to his girlfriend of two years, ate Bosworth.
“Victoria Beckham is a regular visitor to Pizza Hut in Harlow. She only picks from the salad bar and drinks diet coke. She is so thin she looks like a child in a wig from the back. The kids run riot around the place. Victoria sits at the table not talking to anyone except into her mobile. The bodyguard acts more like a father-figure to the kids. She was overheard on a recent visit saying into her mobile, “I just need someone to be nice to me today”. Popbitch. (so aspiring)
Paris Hilton was booed off stage as she attempted to launch her pop career this weekend. She treated clubbers to a lip-synched version of her debut single Screwed. UK Vogue ( Elton where are you?).Screwed .Tom give her a job too.