The FiFi Report 092

W July: It’s the Brad and Angelina Show. The whole issue is basically the 60 page shoot of Brad and Ange playing not so happy families. Jolie says on their affair “there is nothing to say until I know there is something to say”. Ready or not. I repeat go to http://www.style.com/w/ to see some of the shots. Read that Alex Miller von Furstenburg is leaving London to live in LA, about tee totaler Karl Lagerfeld and his shoot for Dom Perignan “I don’t have to be an alcoholic to do a drinks campaign, I think my vision might be a bit clearer non?” I’ll drink to that. Then turn the page and read about crazy Shirley Maclaine ( see quote de la quote), her role in Bewitched and her new movies: ‘In Her shoes’ as Cameron Diaz’s grandmother or ‘Rumor Has It’ with J.LO. Oh and she talks to her dog “ Oigey boigey, deboy debahum deboy Jujibahi? Juji Bahi?” in her book ‘Out on a leash’ she explains that the 2 met centuries ago….Nuf said
US Vogue July:
With Kate Winslet on the cover and there is a Mario Testino shoot inside “ I am sure when prepping for this story you read that I always have puree down my front, have cellulite and don’t give a F88K about my weight and I’m onto my second marriage blah, blah, blah” True. She is in the upcoming remake of ‘All the Kings Men’ and will start shooting a movie called ‘Little Children” Read the upfront story by Francois Mitterand’s love child and her memoir that is causing a sensation in France, and about Andre Leon Talley losing kilos. Read about fashion for next winter: You want an admiral’s jacket, a newsboy cap, a bright bag, skinny pants, a voluminous skirt and flat boots. Then read Sarah Mower’s story on ‘ how clothes that seem so wrong suddenly become so right” Case in point; Marc Jacobs outrageous Addams family collection.
Harpers Bazaar July:
It’s a skinny issue with skinny Ashley Olsen on the cover Please explain. She is a dimwit without style “ everyone want to know why we go out in big sunglasses. It’s probably because we go out without makeup and the paparazzi is out side.” Without makeup? What?! Read the editors letter advising everyone to pull out their black again for winter, about Azzedine Alaia and Poiret and the collection for winter from New York, Paris and Milan: You want lavish accessories and velvet, satin and tweed and yes black.