They made us laugh, they made us cry: it’s the best quotes of 2011!

“I Google myself every afternoon.” George Clooney when asked if he ever googles himself.( I would like to google him every afternoon )

“That girl is like crack cocaine to me…Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.” John Mayer on Jessica Simpson.

“Someone asked me who’s more influential - Anna Wintour or Oprah. I said Anna because she made Oprah lose weight” Blogger Bryan Boy (She’s got balls).

“When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, ‘Bitch, you’re Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.’”Lady Gaga,

“Katy is sexy, which is good because if I don’t have an orgasm every 15 or 16 minutes, I can become very difficult.” Russell Brand

“If my sons [Sean and Jayden] told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I’d lock them in their rooms until they turned 30.” Britney Spears,

“She’s a very smart girl-boy! This is where I get into trouble. My pronouns are f**ked. I still don’t remember to call her ‘him.’” Cher talks about her, um, er, her daughter.

It’s FiFi’s Christmas Gift Guide Spectacular!

Read on for the ultimate gift list for your own mad family….(and you can check out all the photos in FiFi’s favourite Finds slideshow !)

Gorgeous Gay Godfather:
Economy: ‘Impossible Princess’ from Kylie Minogue $21.99 Sanity.com.au
Luxe: Condom Caddy $55 Jonathanadler.com

Scary Skanky Niece:
Economy: Tim Burton’s Playing Cards $5 Momastore.org
Luxe: Too Faced Flawless concealer $38 Kitcosmetics.com.au

Arty Farty Father:
Economy: 20th Century Art Book Mini Edition $16 shop.until.com.au
Luxe: Subscription to the Opera Australia about $1000 Opera-australia.org.au/

Beach Bum Brother:
Economy: hibiscus floral boardies $38 Aussiebum.com.au
Luxe: Rope Double Hammock $180 Myislandhome.com.au

Fabulous Fashionista:
Economy: ‘ Vogue’s Special Edition: Best Dressed $12.95 Vogue.com
Luxe: Hermes colouring in BOOK  $130 Hermes.com

Beauty Junkie:
Economy: Supersmile Whitening Toothpaste  $29 Adorebeauty.com.au
Luxe: Nars Hopelessly Devoted Set $120.00 meccacosmetica.com.au

Gorgeous Gourmande:
Economy: My Recipes Organiser: Limited Edition $39 Kikki-k.com
Luxe: Real Food Companion  by Matthew Evans $89.99 Abc.net.au

Alcoholic Auntie:
Economy: Stainless Steel Hip Flask concealed in a hardback book!. $39 until.com.au
Luxe: Cocktail shaker designed by arne jacobsen for stelton $390.Top3.com.au

Poochie Pet:
Economy: Eco Rope Bone $9 Dogue.com.au
Luxe: Missoni (style) zigzag dog bowl $14.95  Bowhouse.com.au

Nerdy Nephew:
Economy: Christmas Memory Card Game Kikki-k.
Luxe: Scrabble Premier Wood Edition $79.99 Amazon.com

Holistic Hippy:
Economy: Biosnaky - small glass seed sprouter $19 organicsaustralia
Luxe: Organic Chook doorstop $75 Birdtextile.com.au

Metrosexual ‘Manny’:
Economy: Glee Karaoke APP makes you sound like a star. $1.19 Itunes.apple.com
Luxe: High Precision Nose, Ear and Eyebrow Trimmer $17.95 Beautyheaven.com.au

Groovy Granny;
Economy: spegels tong grip $20 Funkis.com
Luxe: Drip drop red resin vase $90 Dinosaurdesigns.com.au

Cool Grandpa:
Economy: Hub Man : extra USB Hubs for your computer.  $23 Remogeneralstore.com
Luxe: Elsa Peretti® Padova letter opener $185 Tiffany.com

NORTH POLE - Arctic - Documents released by whistle-blowing website WikiLeaks have revealed sensitive information regarding the world’s Christmas gift list!  “It’s that Assange guy again. He’s leaked the all important Christmas present list on the internet. Now every child in the world knows what they’re going to get. What an arsehole,” Santa said, before booting one of his little helpers out into the snow.Hilarious! dailysquib.co.uk

No-nup Liz Hurley is facing multi-million pound payout in divorcing Arun Nayar … All she wants for Christmas is his two front teeth…. Dailymail.co.uk

Warne and Hurley in love … Oh come all ye not faithful ..Smh.com.au

Mariah Claus festively adorns her baby bump in Santa gear when filming Merry Christmas to You, her holiday TV special …. Jingle sells..People.com

Gwyneth is that you? Paltrow looks almost unrecognisable as she celebrates walk of fame star… do you see what I see? Dailymail.co.uk
Chelsea Handler may not be dating 50 Cent … but she is rolling around in bed with him, sucking on his face, taking a picture, and posting it on the Internet…. Did he deck her HALLS?  Tmz.com

Miley Cyrus Was Smoking Weed…. Ding Bong Merrily on High…Thesuperficial.com

George Clooney will split from Elisabeth….Joy to the World!

Perfectly Kept House is the Sign of A Misspent Life: How to live creatively with collections, clutter, work, kids, pets, art, etc… and stop worrying about everything being perfectly in its place.

Love this ! Mary Randolph Carter is an author, photographer, designer, and longtime creative director for Ralph Lauren.

For all those who choose to live “imperfectly” with the messy things they love, this book shows how to do so creatively, happily, and with considerable style ideas from leading designers. A beautiful and inspiring volume, A Perfectly Kept House is the Sign of A Misspent Life focuses on living well with everything that makes a house a home. If you have been influenced by the picturesquely cluttered studios of Pablo Picasso or Alexander Calder, or by the art- and book-filled house of Vanessa Bell, this unique style book will stimulate you with its creative ideas.This volume explores how real-life tastemakers (photographers, textile designers, fashion designers, writers, artists) integrate their life and interiors to live well with their passions, histories, conveniences, and inconveniences. In inspiring essays, Mary Randolph Carter muses on such key housekeeping concerns as clutter versus mess; open windows; and unmade beds. Combining practical tips with liberating philosophy-”Don’t scrub the soul out of your home”; “Make room for what you love”-this volume celebrates living beautifully and happily, not messily. Lavishly illustrated with intimate photographs of different living spaces, Carter exalts in the beauty of imperfection and in living perfectly in our “imperfect” homes. Life isn’t perfect-why should your house be?

$34 Publisher: Rizzoli (October 19, 2010) Amazon.com

Hotel du Cap: Eden-Roc Cap d’Antibe…. BY Francois Simon

Something luxurious to dream about..”Between Nice and Cannes lies one of the world’s most beautiful palaces. With its Napoleon III style, this legendary estate has been a refuge since 1869, first to artists and writers, then to the great European aristocracy, and now to celebrities who arrive for the Cannes Film Festival. In a tribute to the Cote d’Azur, author François Simon evokes the uniqueness of this discreet place, which for the first time opens its doors for a publication, offering an elegant glimpse with never-before-seen photographs”. Divine!

$50 from Shopassouline.com

Turkish Delight White Christmas...  adulterated from donnahay.com.au

This is a perfect little sweet to wrap up and give as a gift or just serve with with coffee at the end of a fabulous Christmas dinner.

You need for 8 Santas, 30 helpers:
500g white chocolate, chopped
250g Turkish delight, chopped
½ cup sweetened dried cranberries

• Slip into mini Pucci Kaftan.
• Climb into Celine sexy sandals.
• Pour a huge glass of Dom Perignon.
• Relax! It’s Christmas.
• Ask George Clooney to chop up the Turkish delight and the chocolate.
• Now taste it just to check to make sure it is delicious.
• Now find a heatproof chic bowl and toss in the chopped chocolate.
• Place the bowl over a saucepan of simmering water and stir the choc until melted and smooth as a Prada bag.
• Dip finger to test again that it is delicious. Do not think of calories. Ever.
• Remove it from the heat and stir through the Turkish delight and the ¼ cup of the dried cranberries.Think colours of Marni Spring 2011.
• Spread onto a baking tray lined with non-stick baking paper and sprinkle with the remaining dried cranberries.
• Refrigerate for 1 hour or until set.
• Cut into chic little squares
• Serve with coffee at the end of a long happy day
• Merry Christmas!

The FiFi Report is back 15 Jan, 2011.