The fabulous Cher is on the cover of the latest issue of Vanity Fair and keeping us amused with her hilarious quips..
“Sarah Palin came on, and I thought, Oh, f**k, this is the end. Because a dumb woman is a dumb woman.”
“If I woke up tomorrow in a guy’s body, I would just kick and scream and cry and f**king rob a bank, because I cannot see myself as anything but who I am-a girl.” On her daughter turned son, Chaz.
“She’s a very smart girl-boy! This is where I get into trouble. My pronouns are f**ked. I still don’t remember to call her ‘him.’” Um , er it’s her daughter turned son, Chaz.
“I didn’t not do drugs because of moral issues. I tried a couple of drugs, but I never felt good out of control. I have the constitution of a fruit fly. I can’t do coffee, but I can do Dr Pepper.”
“I think Meryl [Streep] is doing it great. The stupid bitch is doing it better than all of us! But I don’t like it. It’s getting in my way. I have a job to do, and it’s making my job harder.”
“I’ve been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, ‘Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!’ At some point you will need the strength. Who would have ever thought you would get this old?” Work out? Work out what plastic surgery to have next…