“Every girl in the world wants to go there because it’s where ‘Intoxibellas’ are trained. Intoxibellas are drop-dead beautiful, kick-butt fierce and, yeah, maybe they have some powers too” Tyra Banks about her new book’ Modelland’. Powers but no brain. IntoxiKooky.
“They’re not that hard to walk in … They’re not uncomfortable! [But] you have to go to a sex shop to get this spray to polish them.” FemBot Vicky Beckham on her high heels.
“People say that I’m miserable all the time. It’s not that I’m miserable, it’s just that somebody’s yelling at me.”Kristen Stewart, blaming the paparazzi for her red carpet demeanor
“Pretty girls just lie there. Us girls who grew up a little more homely have to try a lot harder.”
Courtney Love, revealing why she (thinks) she’s good in bed.
“I am addicted to Nicorette Gum…It’s like a party in my mouth. It’s like fireworks, and I’m just like, ‘Oh my God, I’m talking a million miles an hour.’”Non-smoker Jessica Simpson. Like John Mayer
“She don’t want to come, my soprano friend.” Whitney Houston, explaining to the crowd after she failed to hit the high notes of her signature song. Bye Bye. Time to go now.
“I don’t know if that Parisian girl even still exists. I mean, stand on a corner in Paris for fifteen minutes and all you see is the stupid denim.” Carven’s Guillaume Henry on French vs. American style.
“If you and I were 16th-century prostitutes wading through the Venetian filth, I could see a point to us balancing precariously on two blocks of wood.” Lisa Armstrong wonders how clogs sneaked back into fashion.