All the hilarious quotes from this year’s Metropolitan Museum’s Costume Institute benefit Ball in New York
“The trigger button is in my breasts, which is great for the evening because when Anna walks over and says, ‘Turn that crap off,’ I’m like, ‘Okay, it’s off.’” Katy Perry on her LED-flashing dress
“I respect and appreciate Anna Wintour, but I’m doing this for me” Katy Perry. RESPECT.
“If you can’t breathe, the fit is pretty good,” Eva Longoria thinks her dress was a good fit.
“I’ll never forget when Anna Wintour called me to play at this event, she called me and said, ‘I would like you to play at the Met gala, but I just want to make sure, because I’ve seen you perform before, that you won’t be swearing during the performance.’ So Anna, I will do my [bleep]-ing best!” Lady Gaga
“He’s the master, so whatever he says, I obey.” Anna Wintour on wearing Chanel
“Well, if you see the exhibition, they’re all wearing French clothes,” Anna explaining why she is wearing a French designer and not an American designer at an event honoring the American woman. What ever King Karl says…
“I feel so great in this dress, I will be eating and drinking a lot of tequila.” Co-host Oprah Winfrey, in custom Oscar de la Renta. Eat up darling!
“I couldn’t pull off your dress,” Chloe Sevigny said to Lauren Santo Domingo
“and you couldn’t pull off mine.” Lauren Santo Domingo replies
.”I had a hair transplant,” Marc Jacobs on why he wore a baseball cap. What?!
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