The FiFi Report 254
8 May 2009
Issue 254

The best quotes from the . (Celebrating The Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion.)

  • “Models are not just faces and bodies. They have brains.” Donatella Versace.
  • “Donatella!… It’s too long” Gisele Bundchen to Donatella who designed her dress the size of a postage stamp. Brainy.
  • “I tied his bow tie, and it’s quite difficult. I had to look it up on YouTube” Diane Kruger is also very brainy.
  • ‘I entered the women’s restroom and all the famous supermodels are smoking in there. I thought, ‘This is so high school again’.” Katy Perry (just smoking or ?).
  • “I love a jumpsuit. I wore one at the Met event, and I had to have a girlfriend take me in an out of it every time I had to go to the bathroom” Stella McCartney (her excuse to have a smoke).
  • “I’m amused, I think it’s quite interesting for somebody to go outside of the box and think that a model actually has had some input into fashion. A lot of the time, the models don’t really get a say.” Kate Moss… mmm. Why would that be? (too busy smoking?)
  • “I am completely crazy about Kate Moss.“ Eva Mendes. Another braniac.
  • “It’s been a very good time for models. Well, better than Wall Street.” Donald Trump.
  • “He’s a model expert,” Melania Trump said of The Donald. The reason why Wall St crashed.
Merveilleux Green Tea

Reasons to give Merveilleux Tea to your Mother.

  • Coffee makes her talk too much.
  • She is in rehab.
  • She is on a diet.
  • She is dying to eat strawberries and cream. (This has the same flavour.)
  • She loves anything with un petit peu de Francais
  • It’s merveilleux!
  • It’s Mother’s Day

$15 Merveilleux Green Tea with Infuser from .

Pretty Useful Garden Tools

Who said gardening tools couldn’t be pretty? I love these “pretty useful tools” created in collaboration with the V & A Museum in London.  Made from high grade steel they are designed by Wild and Wolf and decorated with the prettiest old fashioned floral patterns by . You can also buy floral secateurs which are teflon coated and have heat treated blades for a smooth surface and long lasting sharpness. They have a safety catch so if drunk when gardening you won’t hurt yourself. Your mum will love these. And if she doesn’t do the gardening she can use them as salad servers.

$49 V & A Pretty Useful Garden Tools by William Morris for Wild and Wolf from .

Chanel Lip Palette

What a fabulous idea: A lipstick palette with six different ‘Chanel Rouge Hydrabase Crème lipstick colours.’ In the iconic double-C Chanel logo you’ll find all the colours you need from soft pink, fiery red to the deepest plum. Is there anything more luxurious than whipping out a Chanel compact from your handbag? This is the loveliest Mothers Day present… If you are not a Mother then buy it, wrap it up and surprise yourself on Sunday morning. Then ring your mother and ask her if she is enjoying her Merveilleux Tea2 tea.

(Now check out the fabulous new Chanel no 5 film starring Audrey Tatou .)

$87 Chanel Lip Palette from The Chanel Boutique and David Jones and Myer.

Mother’s Day Travel

It’s a Mother’s Day travel globetrotter Special!

  • You will love the new Mama Shelter (Phillipe Starck) in Paris.
  • Read about the hot new in Paris. Then stay in this hotel.
  • Wow: Love fabulously cool little designer hotel in Paris.
  • Apparently one of the hottest restaurants in Paris and “The newest destination de la Mode, , nestled in Saint Germain de Pres, is an expansive restaurant-cum-jazz bar that combines dense British oakiness with Parisian airiness. With interior refinement from Christian Liaigre.” Mais oui.
  • Love this hotel in London. “ is a new way of looking at luxury as part of time and not just as an object of consumption. “
  • “There are 79 designer bedrooms at the , According to Time Out, “If we were giving out awards for cool streets, the gong for funkiest newcomer would be scooped by SE1’s Bermondsey Street.”
  • You want to stay in this cool hotel in Lisbon.
  • Off to Italy? Umbria looks nice and so does divine hotel.
  • Can someone please go and stay in this divine B&B in Florence? It’s called .
  • Check out this Citizen M hotels: cheap but chic and we it! Affordable luxury.
  • On a budget? stay at these cool hotels.
  • Off to France? Book an apartment, house or villa with or dream and drool on site.
  • Can’t afford to travel? Buy the instead! “The Little Bookroom’s travel books take readers off the beaten path and provide an imaginative entrée into the world’s best-loved cities, including Paris, New York, Rome, Florence, and London.”
  • Need more glamour? Head to the starting next week.
www.wwwwd.org

The new issue of is out and it’s hilarious…

“WWWWD is to be cherished. It’s the epitome of 21st-century luxury, and the only way I want to live.” –André Leon Talley
“WWWWD is a lie that makes us realize truth.” –Katie Grand
“Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if WWWWD lasts for a thousand years, men will still say, This was their finest hour.” –Nicky Hilton
“Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in WWWWD.” –Psalms 30:5
“Am I on the list?” –Julia Restoin Roitfeld
“When you face such an overwhelming intellectual challenge as the seminal issue of WWWWD, it can be daunting—it’s kind of like trying to lose weight.” –Jessica Simpson

Issue 254
  • Jessica Simpson is on the cover of “Now with CGI …the editors apparently decided to employ more digital effects than Transformers” say
  • “CIA Tortures Terrorists With Celebrity Twitter Updates. ‘The Central Intelligence Agency has revealed that it reads out the boring, tedious banal mutterings of celebrities on social news website Twitter to gain confessions from hardened terrorists and criminals’. Says the
  • Kate Moss lights up a fag, goes topless on a yacht… reports the
  • Then decides to write About fags, being topless, with a few clothes throw in.
  • Nicole Kidman does … It’s Chanel does Slumdog does a soft drink.
  • Gisele Bundchen was seen leaving a doctor’s office so she must be pregnant.
  • It was George Clooney’s Birthday. See the cute photos
  • Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard got married in Italy.
  • Love the new Matthew Williamson for the launch of his collection for H&M.
  • Lily Allen is to replace Jerry Hall as the Fall 2009 face of Chanel handbags.
  • Elle is on the cover of Tatler, Natalia is on the cover of Vogue UK and Daria on the cover of the latest French Vogue.

The School of Essential Ingredients… by Erica Bauermeister

‘A gorgeously written novel about life, love, and the magic of food and very much in the same vein as Chocolat and Like Water for Chocolate.’ A perfect Mother’s Day gift. “In this remarkable debut, Bauermeister creates a captivating world where the pleasures and particulars of sophisticated food come to mean much more than simple epicurean indulgence. Respected chef and restaurateur Lillian has spent much of her 30-something years in the kitchen, looking for meaning and satisfaction in evocative, delicious combinations of ingredients. Endeavoring to instill that love and know-how in others, Lillian holds a season of Monday evening cooking classes in her restaurant. Each student’s affecting story - painful transitions, difficult choices - is rendered in vivid prose and woven together with confidence. Delivering memorable story lines and characters while seducing the senses, Bauermeister’s tale of food and hope is certain to satisfy.”

US $15 . Publisher: Putnam Adult; 1 edition (January 22, 2009)

The Christmas List:

The Way We Live With the Things We Love…by Stafford Cliff and Gilles de Chabaneix

‘The latest addition to the ‘The Way We Live ‘ series,  this new book The Way We Live with the Things We Love, looks at hundreds of creative and stylish interiors decorated with personalized objects and artifacts. Divided into eight sections, the book showcases Gilles de Chabaneix’s incredible eye for detail and knack for photographing telling personal objects displayed in a multitude of places and cultures-from the display of expensive and cherished antiques to the imaginative use of found objects. Chapters include flea-market finds and objects found by serendipitous accident, tribal decorative elements of ethnic art from around the globe, art (prints, sketches, watercolors, and paintings), antiques, religious objects, rustic objects in wood and stone evoking a sense of the countryside, and “kitchenalia” or pre-plastic culinary paraphernalia. ‘ Chic!

US $29.70 . Publisher: Rizzoli (April 28, 2009)

Issue 254

Need to know what shoes, bags and accessories to buy for winter? Take inspiration from the Fall Winter 09 collections () and hit the shops…


What: The Bag
Which:
This season your bag should be a shoulder bag. If you are made of money you can buy every colour. On a budget? Stick to classic versatile black, brown or grey. It should have one shoulder strap, probably a chain strap. Which could be in gold, silver or resin. Think 70’s. Think classic Chanel. It should be in a casual square shape, or it can be slouchy and unstructured. Not too oversized or too small so you can’t carry your vodka bottle. It can be in an interesting texture like snakeskin. Steer away from patent unless it’s YSL. It can have hardware like, jewels, zips, studs or quilting. But my advice: keep it simple for day and go for jewels at night.
Why:
Because we love to toss a bag on our shoulder with our hands free (carrying a tote in the crook of your arm is so Paris Hilton). Because a shoulder strap loves your new power shoulders and it will never slide off. Because an unstructured, slouchy, casual shape is much more versatile than a lady like shape that looks oh-so-formal. Because in this economy, it’s time to shop in your own closet and a fabulous bag will detract attention away from your bland, non de la non wardrobe.
Wear: If you are spending money, any money, you want a bag to go places. More bag for your buck. It has to be versatile. A casual shoulder bag will work with everything: wear it with baggy boyfriend jeans and your leather jacket on weekends. Toss it on with your Lanvin architectural little black dress at night. Wear it with your sharp shouldered blazer and harem pants. Take it to work and give it its own desk.(it can be your new PA).
Where:
First
Lanvin, Marc Jacobs, YSL, Bally, Chanel
Business:
Mimco, Wittner, Eclettica, Cue, Oroton
Economy:
Witchery, Sportsgirl, Equip, Target, Portmans

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What: The Shoe
Which:
Shoes have gone crazy this season. So mad they need therapy and Prozac. That’s the good news. You want platforms, tassles, studs, patent, patchwork, bright colours, metallic, T-bar and heels so high you need a stepladder to climb into them. If you had to invest in one pair what do you want? Go for a major platform with a thin heel. Keep away from wedges unless you spend more on your physio than your shoes. You want a round toe. Pointy is OK if they are Balenciaga. Pointy cheap shoes = cheap. Go for black for versatility but with shine or texture like pony skin or snakeskin. You want shoes that are over the top. Shoes that shout and make a statement. You want shoes that talk more than you do. Don’t do heels? Stay at home or go for ballets flats or lace up brogues. (And flat boots see below.)
Why:
Because hot, sexy gorgeous shoes will instantly transform last season’s wardrobe into right now fabulousness. Because as you get older (Sorry to swear at you), you can rock outrageous shoes even if you can’t rock short skirts. Because next winter’s runways were littered with high heels (and models falling off them). Meaning? These heels are just peaking on the groove Richter scale so you won’t waste your money investing in them now. Because shoes always fit even after eating fried mars bars. Because when it rains your high platforms keep your feet dry. 
Wear:
Don’t buy fabulous shoes to hide them. Wear with short, crop, peg leg pants. Wear with a flirty skirt or a dress. Wear with baggy boyfriend jeans rolled up at the ankle. Wear with chinos, with skinny jeans, with a pencil skirt. And may I remind you that you can wear open toe strappy heels with black opaque hosiery. That means wearing heels from summer to winter. How clever. Wear with a pedicure. Wear with a car and driver. You won’t be walking anywhere.
Where:

First:
Balenciaga, Lanvin, Bally, Marni, Belinda, Cosmo Shoes
Business:
Mimco, Country Road, Gary Castles, Midas
Economy:
Betts, Mollini, Zu shoes, Novo

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What: The Ankle boot
Which:
We have seen it looming on the fashion radar now the ankle boot is hot, hot, hot! It should have a round toe but it could be pointy if it has a serious platform. Go for classic colours like black, brown and grey. You are not going to wear hot pink or red boots. Ever. You want a platform with strong heel. It could be a cone heel, a chunky heel or a stiletto heel. You might like a few studs or zips. They could have lacing up the leg. Go for suede, patent or snakeskin. Keep it strong and simple.
Why:
Because when trousers, dresses and skirts get shorter the shoes turn into short boots. Because they are perfect for an Australian winter. Because they will add a sexy fashion edge to everything you wear. Because we don’t care if they cut your leg off and make them look shorter. It’s fashion. And we love it.
Wear: With flirty skirts. And short sexy dresses. Toughen up soft pretty haute hippy dresses with a shot boot. Wear with a pencil skirt and a leather jacket. Wear with cropped peg leg pants or rolled up jeans. You will never wear these under your jeans. Oh please. This is the law. (You should know better than that.) It’s not about hiding the boots. It’s about flashing your new fabulous purchase. Wear with black opaques. (Check out the Models at the Metropolitan Gala and you will see short ball gowns and tough boots galore.)
Where:
First:
Lanvin, Calvin Klein, Kors at Myer, Brian Atwood, Balmain,
Business:
Gary Castles, Aldo, Wittner, Urban Soul at Myer, Peeptoesshoes
Economy:
Wanted, Tony Bianco, Scooter shoes, Mollini

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What: The Long Boot
Which:
You want long boots this winter. They could have a chunky heel or - here’s the good news - they could be flat riding boots. They should be in classic colours like black or brown. They should have around toe. If you are feeling daring, go for over the knee boots. They were all over the runways for next winter and will be hot, hot, hot! (They will also be Hot if you live in Sydney). You want boots that are simple and understated. You might like a buckle here or there but keep away from too many zips, tassles or studs.
Why:
Because there is something very laid back about long boots with a pretty dress. Because sometimes you have to walk places. Because when skirts and dresses start to shrink then boots get longer. Because sometimes you might want to keep warm. And Dry.
Wear:
You want to wear flat or high boots with short mini skirts and pretty dresses. With knee length, flirty skirts. Flat boots and pencil skirts don’t work. Don’t worry about matching boots to bags. Mix it up! Don’t wear long boots under jeans. This is punishable by law. You may tuck your jeans into your boots if you have to. Tip: Be careful wearing military jackets and boots. You might look like you are Adam Ant. This is not a good thing.
Where:
First:
Belinda, Hermes, Donna Karan, Dior
Business:
Gary Castles, Wittner, Country Road, Edward Meller
Economy: Mollini, Novo, Diana Ferrari in Myer

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What: Big Jewellery
Which:
This is not a season for so-small-I-need-glasses to see jewellery. You need big, bold and over the top. Just like your shoes. You want chunky embellished cuffs in strong architectural shapes. You want big knuckle buster rings. You want amazing, oversized jewelled necklaces or piles of long strands of necklaces. You want bangles to stack up your arm. You want silver or gold. You want anything that is going to make an impact.
Why:
Because strong, sharp shouldered clothes can handle strong accessories. Because one amazing piece will instantly update everything. Because there is something defiant (and joyful!) about wearing over the top jewels in a down turn. Because jewellery with personality will do all the talking (So you can do the drinking).
Wear:
With all your favourite wardrobe basics. Wear an amazing jewelled necklace with a pretty feminine dress a la Burberry, wear a stack of leather cuffs peeking out from under your blazer. Wear piles of long gold necklaces over a poets blouse a la Givenchy. You can rock big jeweled earrings a la Prada. Wear lots of big rings if you have nice hands (and wear long gloves if you don’t). Tip: Keep the focus on one area: Love a big necklace? Ditch the cuffs, and the earrings. Keep it simple. Keep it clean. The over top, extravagant pile-it-all-on-look was fabulous in the Louis Vuitton show. But that was on the runway. And you are not a model. Sorry.
Where:
First:
Marni, Tom Binns, Lanvin, Nina Ricci, David Jones, Belinda
Business: Mimco, Dinosaur Designs, Peter Lang, Oroton
Economy:
Sportsgirl, Diva, Equip, Portmans

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Flourless Orange and Poppy Seed Cake… adulterated from the

It’s moist, flourless, tangy and delicious: The perfect cake to make for your darling mother on Mother’s Day!

Just remember you have to boil the oranges for an hour before you start cooking and they should be cool before you start mixing them in.

You need for one hungry Mother, 2 starving parents, a family on a diet, or 30 contestants on ‘Look ten years younger in Ten days.’
2 oranges
6 eggs
250g caster sugar
250g almonds
3 teasp baking powder
2 teasp poppy seeds
Icing sugar for acessorising after baking

  • Climb out of Dior heels.
  • Slip into your favourite drop crutch slouchy oh-so-comfortable harem track pants.
  • Zip up cashmere hoodie and roll up the sleeves.
  • Put on face lift mask.
  • Now wash the oranges and cut the tops off and score a cross across the top.
  • Toss them whole and unpeeled, in a pot of boiling water for an hour.
  • Now is a good time to whiz up the almonds. (Much nicer than almond meal).
    Tip: Take out a third of the almonds when they are chunky and then whiz the remainder so the almonds are ground to flour. Mix the chunky bits through the fine almonds.
  • Read the latest Vanity Fair. (Tip: Don’t look at the shots of Giselle or you will never eat cake again.)
  • When the oranges are cooked get them out and let them cool and have a chat amongst themselves.
  • Time to preheat oven to 160°C.
  • Moisterise a 20 cm spring form baking pan and line with grease proof paper. You need to do this or it will be a sticky mess.
  • When the oranges are cool-ish throw them in the whizzer and puree the entire orange (including peel) until smooth. If only getting rid of orange peel cellulite was so easy.
  • Find a bowl and now whisk the eggs and sugar until it’s as light and creamy as Dita Von Teese.
  • Toss in the almonds and the baking powder.
  • Slowly stir in the orange puree and then the poppy seeds.
  • Then pour the batter into the pan.
  • You can sprinkle caster sugar on top if you so desire.
  • Toss in the oven and bake for about 50 to 60 mins or more.
  • It should be as golden brown as Beyonce (and as moist and bouncy).
  • Sprinkle with icing sugar when it’s still hot so it melts (and then again later so it looks pretty.)
  • Delicious!
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