The FiFi Report 173
6 July 2007
Issue 173
  • "I feel much better now and am delighted to announce that Brad and Angelina may choose to adopt my appendix and give it a loving home." Jimmy Kimmel, after returning to late night hosting duties following emergency surgery to remove his appendix.
  • "The show was fantastic, and nobody did drugs. Everybody on that show saved their money and did the right thing." Former teen heartthrob Scott Baio, on the hit show Happy Days. Where are they now?
  • ” I want to apologize for the past incident with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn’t play his part so they swap places. Unfortunately I didn’t get the part. I’m sorry I got a lil carried away with my role!” Britney Spears is still crazy even if her hair has grown back. Her brain has not. She is now apologizing to the paparazzi about stabbing one of them with an umbrella. It makes absolutely no sense at all. If it’s a joke I don’t get it. And if it’s serious, well, then I weep for her DNA’ . Says Thesuperficial
  • "Who else died? My career after coming to Australia." ER star John Stamos, after appearing on an Australian talk show in an apparent altered state. (After he caught sight of Kerri Anne’s outfit.)
  • "I’m four months along, but I feel like I’m carrying the baby in my a–, it’s so big." Drea de Matteo, on her pregnancy… Bottoms up.
  • "I’m definitely going to have some, I’m sure. Especially when you see what happens to your body after you have a baby." Liv Tyler on plastic surgery.
  • "It was the morning after I’d spent some time with a few of the girls and I was lying in my bed, and I went, ‘I want to be a Spice Girl.’ And then I went ‘Oh my God, I AM a Spice Girl!’ " Geri Halliwell when she realized she is really dumb
  • "I am being strong and trying to make the best out of the situation. And the letters I’m receiving really do put a smile on my face as I sit here in my cell, sad and alone." Paris Hilton, in a letter to a fan she wrote from jail. She is actually a Spice girl too.
  • "I’m more insecure than I ever let anyone know." Catherine Zeta-Jones letting everyone know how insecure she is.
  • "Everything is going to be fine. I’ve got a strong family, and everything is going to be fine" Britney’s Mother on her relationship with Britney
  • "I’m praying for her right now. (I hope) she gets all the help she needs." Britney is not so sure….
  • Issue 173
  • The Haute Couture shows are on in Paris…
  • The Dior show took place at Versailles, the grandest of all of France’s palaces, but designer John Galliano’s theme - from the matador outfit he wore to take his bow to the singing gypsies to the food he served his 1,000 guests - was Spanish. The paella pan, said one attendee "was the diameter of a bathtub. I could’ve laid down in it, it was that big." Style.com
  • Paris is buzzing about fashion illustrator Sara Singh’s new show. The artist, who recently completed the illustrations for a Sarah Jessica Parker fragrance, is showing her pinups - as well as her whimsical renderings of flies, cloud-jumping horses, and pouting prima donnas - at French Trotters, the French capital’s answer to Opening Ceremony. It’s in the boho 11th arrondissement, but worth the trip from the more couture-centric 1st. French Trotters, 30 rue de Charonne, Paris, . Reports Style.com
  • Drew Barrymore has become the first celebrity to front a Gucci campaign. The Hollywood starlet has been photographed by Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin in a set of sensual poses on a beach for Gucci’s fine jewellery line. WWD
  • Mathew Mellon has been cleared of hiring a detective agency to hack into ex-wife Tamara Mellon’s computer during their divorce. He was found not guilty of employing Active Investigation Services (AIS) to illegally snoop through private information.
  • In Paris for the Haute Couture? Head to the David Lynch and Christian Louboutin’s Fetish photography exhibition at the Pierre Passebon Gallery.
  • Or check out the Roger Vivier Fall presentation at Colette Boutique. Eric Charles-Donatien, the young creative director of Atelier Lemarié, the storied couture feather workshop, created not only the elaborately embroidered plumes on the Vivier buckle bag in the shop window, but also the hurricane like patent leather rosettes on the Rose and Roll shoe, which also boasts a fierce thorned stiletto heel. Said brand ambassador Inès de la Fressange, "It’s a good marriage for an old house like us to be in a young shop like Colette. For a brand to be featured here is like getting the Légion d’Honneur." Not that the good graces only go one way. De la Fressange’s pet project for the occasion was the creation of six Vivier buckle bags in such materials as bronze, paper, flowers, and - last but not least - chocolate. When the time comes to break down the exhibit, it’s the shop guys and gals on rue Saint-Honoré who will get to eat the goods.
  • Belgian-born Liz Claiborne, who made a name for herself designing all-American sportswear, and whose company made fashion headlines recently when it acquired a stake in Narciso Rodriguez’s label, has died aged 78.
  • Until recently in Britain, swap shopping - the ethical antidote to mortifying fashion mistakes - was an underground phenomenon confined to the back rooms of pubs. But last weekend, the swapping movement burst overground, thanks to a temporary shop set up by Visa and the recycling charity TRAID in the center of Knightsbridge. Clothes were donated by Mischa Barton, Naomi Campbell, Lily Cole, Sadie Frost, Peaches Geldof, and Christopher Bailey of Burberry, as well as the legions of well-dressed Londoners who walked in and dropped off their unwanted Balenciagas, Pradas, and YSLs. Donations were valued and assigned points, which were then loaded onto a Visa swap card that could be used to buy clothes in the shop, which will be open for another two weeks. Reports Style.com
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    Issue 173
  • Are Kate Moss and Pete Doherty over? The rocker has moved out of the model’s house. Apparently Doherty had a fling with a South African model last week. “ Kate Moss has the absolute worst taste in men so you know she’ll take Pete Doherty back. It also helps that she’s stupid. She’s already taken this clown back, what, six times? Twenty seven? The only way she won’t take Doherty back is if somebody even worse comes along, like some random homeless person or a fake man made out of dynamite”  reports the superficial.
  • Lindsay Lohan quietly turned 21 and spent the day at a beach house wearing a bikini and giant blue plastic shoes. She left the party around 2:15 AM and went back to Promises where she’s set to finish off her rehab. Allegedly no drugs or alcohol were served, but how else do you explain what she’s wearing? Does she really want us to think she put that stuff on sober?
  • Christina Aguilera is expecting her first child. In about 9 months.
  • Nicole Kidman has been hit in the head with a gun barrel by an extra on the set of new film Australia. Fired!
  • Nicole Richie is still unofficially pregnant. Or she just ate a biscuit.
  • Sex and the City Movie is a go.
  • Jessica Simpson’s manager dad, Joe Simpson, has pushed back the release date twice for her new film Blonde Ambition because it’s no good and he doesn’t want it competing with other films. You mean a film starring Jessica Simpson is no good? Shocking! Reports the superficial.
  • Paris Hilton’s July 4th Message: “ Don’t Drink and Drive Remember to be responsible and have a designated driver"  Hic!
  • Courtney Love says "Macrobiotic Food Made Me Fat".
  • Paris Hilton is adjusting to life outside jail with serious retail therapy. Adjusting? More like defaulting back to her old shallow self.
  • PRINCE William got cozy with Kate Middleton over a candlelit drink after Wembley’s Concert for Diana - then stunned pals by dirty dancing with his old flame. Stunned.
  • Nelly Furtado is engaged to sound engineer Demacio "Demo" Castellon.
  • The Green Book: The Everyday Guide to Saving the Planet One Simple Step at a Time (Paperback)

    The Green Book: The Everyday Guide to Saving the Planet One Simple Step at a Time (Paperback)

    The Green Book: The Everyday Guide to Saving the Planet One Simple Step at a Time (Paperback) by Elizabeth Rogers , Thomas M. Kostigen
    A must read! Robert Redford, Will Ferrell, Jennifer Aniston, Martha Stewart and more tell you how they make a difference to the environment. Inside the Green Book you find out what you need to do:
    - Don’t ask for ATM receipts. If everyone in the United States refused their receipts, it would save a roll of paper more than two billion feet long, or enough to circle the equator fifteen times!
    - Turn off the tap while you brush your teeth. You’ll conserve up to five gallons of water per day. Throughout the entire US the daily savings could add up to more water than is consumed every day in all of New York City.
    - Get a voice-mail service for your home phone. If all answering machines in U.S. homes were replaced by voice-mail, the energy savings would total nearly two billion kilowatt hours. The resulting reduction in air pollution would be equivalent to removing 250,000 cars from the road for a year!
    With wit and authority, authors Elizabeth Rogers and Thomas Kostigen provide hundreds of solutions for all areas of your life, pinpointing the smallest changes that have the biggest impact on the health of our precious planet.
    $10 Publisher: Three Rivers Press (June 19, 2007)

    The Christmas List

    The Christmas List

    The Christmas List
    Shocking Life by Elsa Schiaparelli (paperback)
    “She knew everyone from Paris to Hollywood, collaborated with the Surrealists, and left her indelible mark on the world of fashion.” —Vogue
    “She slapped Paris. She smacked it. She tortured it. She bewitched it. And it fell madly in love with her.”— Yves Saint Laurent
    Elsa Schiaparelli (1890–1973) was one of the leading fashion designers of the 1920s, ’30s, and ’40s. Her fascinating autobiography, first published in 1954, charts her rise from a rat-infested apartment in Rome, to success in fashion, through the war years when she worked for the American Red Cross, to her eventual role as designer to the stars. Best known for translating Surrealism into fashion art and her flair for the unusual, she was the first to use shoulder pads and animal prints, and is the inventor of shocking pink. Her garments are part of the permanent costume and textiles collections at major museums.
    $14 Publisher: Victoria & Albert Museum (March 1, 2007)

    Issue 173

    Economy Class:
    The sale are still lurking and there is lots to buy to keep you covered in this cold weather.
    Just Jeans:
    Check out their simple little white empire tee which should be the base of your wardrobe. It will go under everything $24.95. Also I still spy some of those leather bomber jackets that are the grooviest. Go for red $149. Buy up on the stone chinos here too for a chic but cheap look. A fab replacement for jeans they are very transeasonal and will be perfect for summer dressing from about $59. Also buy the fabulous ‘ Why can’t I have everything “ slogan T shirt in grey $29.95.
    Esprit:
    Best buy here are the sweaters for about $69. You want the snazzy black lurex silver knit  tank here to layer over a white T or just wear with jeans $39.95. Got freezing hands? Then invest in the chic black leather gloves $69.95. Or the very classic but grey tweed single breasted coat $229. Wear it with leggings and just belt it in a la Prada with your own leather belt.
    Wittner Shoes:
    It’s the first sighting of the YSL downtown tote! Buy the very good copy - and it is - here for an outrageous $109.95. For that it’s the cheap but chic of the week. Also invest in their long black leather gloves $99.95 and their great selection of sneakers. The gold or silver converse style sneakers are very cool. The big Chloe vintage style black oversized tote is on sale for about $174.95. Cool The Miu Miu tribute bag here in chocolate is a great buy too $189.95. Need more casual sneakers? A great selection here, you want the Red and beige sneakers with stretchy laces.
    Portmans:
    Check out the very Chloe style vintage leather plastic black oversized tote $59.95, the simple gold or silver bangles $12.95 each and there are some cool big black oversized sunglasses here too for $24.95. Buy the groovy little black & white cap $24 and the cashmere grey scarf $14.95. I see too much boring grey and yellow. That is just a no go. Please keep away from yellow unless you are Kate Moss.
    Zu Shoes:
    Lots of groovy cheap but chic Jimmy Choo esque clutch bags here in patent for about $49 Also check out the outrageous high Balenciaga black snake skin platforms about $199. Lots of ballet flats here.
    French Connection:
    Buy the snazzy silver puffa jacket for $69.95… it’s on sale but may have left the building by the time you hit the shops. Also check out the fab red stripe hoodie $59.95 on sale too - as reported each week - and the chic knit poloneck navy and black stripped sweater $89.95. I see the cotton double breasted black trench is still there for about $349. Buy the pretty black and navy summer dress on sale for $59.

    Business Class:
    SABA:
    Love their dark denim straight jeans here, a great fit $149. Also buy the handy wool gab gray pencil skirt $179 and the huge chunky knit cream scarf. Gorgeous. Invest in the brown roll neck sweaters $99 on sale and the trousers here are always a great fit.
    David Lawrence:
    Check out the cute chunky silver and black scarf $99 and the crinkle cut olive green trench coat for about $299. The fur trimmed dark blue nylon parka with a belt is really groovy and perfect for now $299. Also I do love the black gloves with a snazzy little silver buckle  $99. Please buy the brown or black knit poncho $129. Wear it tucked into your belt a la Marni. It’s a fabulous buy. I wore it on the plane to Italy with George over a white T.
    Queenspark:
    Nick in here for a fab gray rib knit sweater dress on sale for $99.
    Arthur Galan:
    Head here for the best pieces for winter such as the much reported black velvet cape $349, now on sale or the perfect black pencil skirt $179. If you have the legs then buy the black ribbed leggings $98. The ponchos here are great too in a rib and so is the black frill front blouse.
    Cue:
    Check out the chic and classic brown pinstripe trousers $129 and a lovely navy and choc print chiffon dress, it’s sleeveless and belted $169.
    Country Road:
    A lot of fab buy’s here and a lot of great pieces for a summer trip to St Tropez. Buy the Fab green khaki classic cotton tank $24.95, the matching green silk smock tunic top $129 And the must have zip through olive long line parka $199. Wear zipped up just with leggings. Love the green or brown belts $79.95, the fab black patent pumps $179 and the Classic brown leather double handle tote a la Chloe $229.

    First Class:
    The only First Class covered this week was in the nose cone of the plane. Sorry. Don’t cry. I am suffering just as much as you are. I promise to go into Prada next week. It’s a tough job but someone’s got to do it.
    Hazelnut Pesto

    Hazelnut Pesto

    Easy and so quick you can’t go past delicious, fresh pesto. This new smooth and elegant version has no garlic and is great with red meat or pasta…

    You need for 6 people or 15 models.
    1 cup hazelnuts
    2 cups basil leaves
    1 cup olive oil add more if you need to
    1/2 cup Parmesan cheese
    1/2 teaspoon paprika
    dash of salt
    juice of 1/2 a lemon ore more
    Pasta !

    • Pour wine.
    • Open drawer and find food processor.
    • Throw in hazelnuts til roughly chopped.
    • Pull off the basil leaves and throw in.
    • Whizz it till mixture is smashed and course.
    • Add the snazzy designer olive oil in a steady stream.
    • Lick and taste.
    • More wine!
    • Grate the Parmesan then toss that in the whizzer too.
    • Season with paprika, salt and lemon juice.
    • Whizz til smooth.
    • Toss the pesto with the cooked pasta, and serve warm or slather on crusty bread with tomatoes.

    Issue 173

    Ocean’s Thirteen …Directed by Steven Soderbergh
    Based on: Ocean’s 11 and 12
    Genre:  Dumb Bloke’s Comedy
    Subtitles: If only to explain the plot
    Who: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Ellen Barkin, Don Cheadle, Al Pacino
    The Plot: George looks suave in a chic suit. Swoon. Brad looks handsome in groovy shirt. Swoon. They plan a heist. I think. Crack lame jokes. Matt Damon puts on fake nose. Don Cheadle puts on fake English accent. Ellen Barkin puts on a pencil skirt. Al Pacino puts on a brave face. Nothing happens. Snooze. Wait for Clooney/ Pitt to reappear. Swoon. Snooze. Wait for Clooney /Pitt .Swoon. Snooze. Repeat. The end
    Acting: They are all asleep. Me too (or counting the dollars are they say their lines)
    Photography:
    Sleepy
    Design: Fabulous hotel rooms.It might just keep you awake between Clooney/Pitt appearances.
    Wardrobe: Ellen Barkin wear L’ Wren Scott’s new collection of pencil skirts and cardigans. Too many pointy shoes. George looks handsome. So does Brad.
    Salon de Beaute: Love Ellen’s chic Bob. George looks handsome and slick. Al Pacino has had so many facelifts he looks like Joan Rivers.
    Botox: Al Pacino has drunk gallons of it. You don’t need it; there is enough numbing in the acting and the plot.
    Waterproof Mascara: You neither laugh nor cry. Apply Model Co’s Erase Those Fine Lines for plot confusion
    Blood ’n’ Guts: There is more on Grey’s Anatomy
    Mind drifted to shopping: When Clooney /Pitt not on screen.
    Smokin’ smooches: There is more on Grey’s Anatomy
    Car chases: Possibly when I was snoozing.
    Re-name it: Overboard
    Best Review: “ With Ocean’s Thirteen, the gang’s all here, looking fighting trim and Hollywood beautiful, at your disposable pleasure.” New York Times
    Best Worst Reviews: “So listless and logy it needs Michael Moore to take it to Cuba for emergency medical treatment” TIME Magazine
    "Ugly. Filmed through dirt” FilmsInReview.com
    “All told, this thing has to be one of the dullest caper movies ever made” Seattle Post-Intelligencer
    See it or donate to the Prada Bag fund
    : I love George. I love Prada bags more ( this week.) but “If This Pays For Another Darfur Benefit, Then So Be It.” Says Flak Magazine

     

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