"It was enough to make you cry. And not in a good way." the Daily Mirror on Michael Jackson ‘s performance at the World Music Awards.
"I’ve had a good year. But if I come out with another Batman & Robin, they’ll take my toys away pretty fast. "George Clooney. ….George in tights would make us cry. In a good way.
"P. Diddy … would like to be the next James Bond. In fact, he’s already changed his name again to ‘Double-O-Diddy.’" David Letterman.
"Hey, I see a lot of fine ladies in here. You know I’m a free man, right, ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?" Kevin Federline is back to his old tricks
"According to (the tabloids) I’ve dated possibly more people than anyone could ever date in a lifetime. Like, my mom said, ‘If all of the men that they’ve said you dated are true, you’d be dead by now.’ Lindsay Lohan. Alive and kicking.
"I’m easier to shop for, you can get me a bubble bath I’m O, but I don’t know what to give them." Oprah on what to buy TomKat for their wedding.
"I wish them a quiet, peaceful, uneventful wedding, hopefully without helicopters and paparazzi and press — no offense." Rita Wilson does not realize that TomKat do not want a quiet wedding.
"Police and garbage collectors are having to work overtime to prepare the town for the Cruise wedding. This is the biggest event we’ve ever handled.” Garbage Collectors. Nuf said.
" I wish them both a lifetime of happiness together” Nicole Kidman says from Rehab."This is an event we will never forget, Top Gun was the film of our adolescence." Italian bar owner, Silvio Pace. Top Gun in a good way.
“I am so sad that he is getting married. Not that Katie isn’t pretty and lovely. It’s just that he is my idol and I don’t want to imagine him married. I am soooo in love with him.” Nicole Kidman? No Roberta Battaglia, 17, a student from Italy.