"Before I met myhusband, you are about the best man I thought I ever knew…You can do wackythings with shaving cream and Neosporin and I don’t mean that in a sexyway." Julia Roberts, before presenting George Clooney with the AmericanCinematheque Award. I can’t believe he used that trick on Julia as well as me?
"Like I saidearlier, I’m not ashamed or have any regrets – even about the mullet…But I dohave regrets. I regret that Michelle Pfeiffer was married during One FineDay. And (Julia Roberts) and Catherine (Zeta-Jones), and Matt Damon is nowmarried." George Clooney, during his acceptance. I loved him with a mulletand shaving cream.
“I don’t believethat Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. I mean, that’s anoutrageous, drunken statement." Mel Gibson.
"Mel has a new movie out. It’sabout the end of the Mayan civilization. And guess whose fault that was?" DavidLetterman
"You know whatit’s called? It’s called 10 lbs. Here is what it is. This is the funny thing.You’re either like, ‘Oh, look at the bump!’ Or, ‘You’re pregnant’… When insteadit’s like, maybe a couple cheese plates too many." Jennifer Aniston on breast implants. She is pretending she is fat and, that,like, she eats cheese.
“Nowadays, I multitask, planning outfitswhile I’m doing something else - getting ready for bed or taking a bath,” Thatexplains why Victoria Beckham has no taste.
“ it was among the dumber ideas I think I’ve ever seenexecuted in history." Nick Lachey knows that he was so dumb to theNewlyweds.
“I do definitely prefer lovescenes with women and wouldn’t hesitate to do some in the future. I love doingthem because between takes you can talk about the sales.” Angelina wants Bradto talk about shopping.
"It’sbeen very emotional. But I am my own publicist right now. I’ve called all theheads of the tabloids. I don’t want anyone else to speak for me now."Jessica Simpson is too emotional to realize that’s what here relentlesslycreepy father does..
"I want to get married before I’m 30. And have my house. And make the kindof record I want. And I’d like to win an Oscar before then," LindsayLohan. Wants to do the shaving cream thing with George Clooney. Then win anOscar.