The FiFi Report 121
10 March 2006
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“Lourdes is really obsessed with who is gay, And she even asked, ‘Mom, you know they say that you are gay, you kissed Britney Spears.’ And I said, ‘No, it just means I kissed Britney Spears. I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her.” Madonna.
“Eveyone’s been asking if Jack made a pass at me, He didn’t at all and now I’m getting a bit paranoid. Why didn’t he make a pass at me?” Keira Knightly wanted some of Jack Nicholson’s energy passed to her.
“He is a man who could be my grandfather, and that does not seduce me at all. I felt very close to him without having sex.” 18 yr old model Luli Fernandez on how she met 62-year-old Mick Jagger in Buenos Aires. No sex just energy.
“To this day, everywhere I go, they’ll go, ‘He’s never gonna get married again.’ Because of you, I don’t have to (discuss marriage). It’s out there. You’ve done all of the work for me and I thank you for that.” George Clooney to Barbara Walters. Give me some energy please.
“It was definitely in poor taste, I’d been prepping for two hours with hair and makeup and getting dressed. And the first interview I do, someone who I have never met before fondles me for his own satisfaction.” - Scarlett Johansson on Isaac Mizrahi groping her at the Golden Globe Awards. He didn’t fondle. He is gay. He wanted to pass on some energy.
“If things had been a little different, she and I might have gotten married.” Tom Hanks on Ellen DeGeneres.The energy is not right.
“When in doubt, stick with the Italians.” George Clooney on his brown Gucci suit.
“I don’t like all these platform shoes we’re seeing, It’s like having furniture on your feet.” Manolo Blahnik.
“I’m thinking about calling it ‘How Dirty Girls Clean Up, I wrote most of the songs while I was in rehab.” Courtney Love on her new Album . Or How dirty girls pass on energy?
“I don’t want people to notice me anymore” Meg Ryan (How about if I inject stuff into my face until I look like a freak of nature. Then I’ll really blend in….The superficial)
“Jessica Simpson’s gonna wet her pants.” Marc Jacobs on surveying the tantalizing array of bags in the Louis Vuitton studio before the winter o6 show
“ Good night and Good luck” George Clooney’s line at the end of all his dates.l (Jon Stewarts quip at the Oscars)

Pizza Ceramic Tray

Reasons to cook pizza: You love eating. It tastes sensational. Especially if you use the new fabulous, round, ceramic pizza tray. In simple white stone it sits on a metal stand in the oven and is the next best thing to having your own personal wood fired oven. Plus the pizza looks so chic served straight from the white platter. Reasons to stop cooking pizza. You love eating. It tastes sensational.

$14.50 Pizza Ceramic Tray from Vicino (next to Fratelli Fresh, Danks St Waterloo) or from Freedom Furniture.

Tough T

Feel like trouble? It’s time to loosen up all those 50’s ladylike looks and add a punkish edge. Time to invest in a tough T. The one you want, of course, is from Balenciaga: his divine printed tanks and T- shirts are simply all you need in life. But since The Corner Shop is not stocking Balenciaga any more (gasp) you must pick yourself up from the floor, stop crying, wipe the Chanel mascara, and do what any girls must do in a life threatening crisis: shop! Checkout MNG for a cute white tank with a coat of arms $39 or head to Dangerfield for a red or black T with coat of arms $59. Or just go to style.com and pray. http://www.style.com/fashionshows/collections/S2006RTW/complete/thumb/BALENCIA ….#6

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$49 Aveda Brilliant Damage Control from stores.

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http://www.concierge.com/destination/newyorkcity/itineraries follow Christy Turlington itinerary to New York .
Marc Newson is putting the finishing touches on a shoe store for Azzedine Alaïa in Paris that the Australian industrial designer said should open in April or May> He is having his first major exhibit of new furniture in years, planned for September at Manhattan’s Gagosian gallery. Wwd
Off to Africa ? http://islandsinafrica.com/
Go to http://www.pradafragrance.com/ to see the Ridley scott directed Prada 10 minute short.
Want to do a trip down the canals of France? http://fcwl.com/home_flash.html
Lost something on your last trip? Go to http://au.trackitback.com, a Lost & Found Service for portable items. CORINNE DAY the fashion photographer credited with launching Kate Moss’ career, has put on an exhibition of their earliest collaborations. Featuring the 1990 shoot in which a 15-year-old Kate posed naked for The Face magazine and another for Vogue which was later blamed for the launch of “heroin chic”, the exhibition runs at the Gimpel Fils Gallery on Davies Street, W1, until April 1. Vogue.co.uk
Anna Wintour isn’t ringside at the Paris shows, but her presence is still being felt — at least by the Canal Plus production team. It’s preparing a short feature examining the mystique of the Vogue editor in chief. The program is scheduled to air on French television in April. Canal Plus interviewed Wintour on Avenue Montaigne on Sunday, when the editor stopped briefly into town after Milan to preview a handful of collections, and the station is asking designers to contribute their two cents on what keeps the Vogue editor at fashion’s fore.
Kirsten Dunst made an unexpected appearance at one of Paris’ fashion parties Wednesday night — on film, that is. The actress was the star of a short-and-sweet black-and-white movie, directed by Ellen Von Unwerth and showcasing designer Erin Fetherston’s ethereal fall collection.
Odile Gilbert will be awarded a Chevalier dans l’Ordre des Arts et des Lettres (Knight of the Arts), a first for a hairstylist, in July. “I’m scared,” said Gilbert, who did the hairstyles for Kirsten Dunst in the upcoming film “Marie-Antoinete.”
Pharrell Williams said he was in town to check the first samples from his jewelry line for Vuitton, set to debut as early as the end of the year. “I’m happy to just take in the show and not worry about the music this year,” said Williams, who showed off his bling to Lee Radziwill. reports WWD

www.razzies.com

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Tired of all those chi-chi showbiz awards shows that are wall-to-wall air kisses, back-slapping and brown-nosing? Wanna give Paris Hilton, Tom & Katie, Ashlee & Jessica and all those other Over-the-Top AWFUL Celebrities a piece of your mind?? Run with some BERRY BIG DOGS — the ones who BITE Hollywood’s butt instead of kissing it! Be a part of Tinsel Town’s most amusing (and embarrassing) night — the Razzies !

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A stupidly simple idea “Ask every airline to ask every customer to exchange unwanted or unused frequent flier points to a ‘carbon neutralizing’ program. The airlines clear outstanding frequent flier debt for less than 1c a mile and are seen to be more environmentally responsible to customers and investors. The customer feels better about flying experience and the airline for facilitating this easy ‘payback’. The planet restores some of the imbalances caused by our use of fossil fuels and gains some beautiful forests in the bargain that will one day be tourist destinations in their own right.” bless

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Questions! questions!
Could Lindsay Lohan be the next celebrity face for Louis Vuitton?
Did Harrison Ford propose to Calista Flockhart over coffee and croissants?
is Britney pregnant again ? After three tabloids say the same thing, it’s usually safe to assume it’s true.
Has Naomi Watts split from boyfriend Liev Schreiber?
Is Nicollette Sheridan planning to marry Michael Bolton soon?
Has Katie Holmes has reportedly asked NBF (new best friend) Victoria Beckham to act as her birthing partner when she delivers Tom Cruise’s baby next month. that’s Alien resurrection.
Has Keira Knightley already ditched her Pride & Prejudice beau Rupert in favour of Hollywood hottie Jake Gyllenhaal.?
Does Lindsay Lohan L.Lo hold the world record for dress changes: she had seven in one day during her press junket for “A Prairie Home Companion.” And at the Oscars Elton John’s party ishe was in Christian Lacroix, arrived at Vanity Fair in Versace , then changed midway through the fete into a Calvin Klein number. Probably spilt her dinner on it. After she ate it.
Did Brad and Angelina secretly get married in Paris?
Who was Tom Hanks swearing at as he walked on stage at the Oscars. He was yelling F**K . see it here. http://defamer.com/
Is Hilary Swank still separated from her husband?
Why was Keira Knightley being comforted by Sienna Miller just hours before the Academy Awards ceremony ? Probably because she found out she was sitting next to Jack Nicholson in the front row.
what’s selling like hot cakes at the Marc Jacobs store in Paris’s picturesque Palais Royale? surfboards. “In Paris, in the middle of winter, we sold five of them”
“Why was Paris Hilton banned from the Vanity Fair party? “She was blacklisted by the Graydon Carter “Paris who? She will never attend one of the parties I host. The only Hilton we’ll allow in is Conrad Hilton, in an urn” . With all the poverty and anger in the world it’s hard to imagine any real good ever happening. But then George Clooney wins an Oscar and Paris Hilton is banned for life from an A-list party. These are the things dreams are made of” The superficial


Duchess of Nothing : A Novel by Heather McGowan
“ After leaving her husband and their suffocating marriage for a new lover in Rome, the “Duchess of Nothing” has her freedom, but is still trapped by life. Even worse, her lover, Edmund, is just as self-absorbed and remote as her former husband. Edmund’s seven-year-old brother, a curious, precocious, and defiant child becomes her responsibility during her lover’s long absences. Spending their days together, they wander the city, simultaneously repelled by and drawn to each other. Clever, wry, emotionally vulnerable, with a cutting honesty and a hilarious, twisted logic this is utterly compelling” .
$14.92 http://www.amazon.com/· Paperback 224 pages (March 16, 2006) Publisher: Faber and Faber

The Christmas List
Party of the Century: The Fabulous Story of Truman Capote and His Black and White Ball, by Deborah Davis
Truman Capote’s legendary masked ball, at New York City’s Plaza Hotel on November 28, 1966, was a hyped-up media event meticulously masterminded by the self-promoting, social-climbing author of In Cold Blood. David dishes up the menu, the decor, the outfits and the guest list of 540, clueing the reader in to how Capote dangled the prized invitations for months, snubbing early supporters like Carson McCullers as he determined who was “in” and who was “out.” Black-and-white photos have frozen the beautiful people of the ’60s in all their preening glory, plus see the invitation and the fashion sketches of the elaborate masks and headdresses created by Halston and Adolfo.
$15.72 http://www.amazon.com. Publisher: Wiley (February 24, 2006)

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FiFi’s cheap but chic favourites of the week: Head to Target for the amazing brown velvet fitted jacket for an outrageous $37. What the!? Then check out the black twill princess coat with gold buttons $89 also in a short military jacket style $79. Go to Novo for choc suede, very prada esque square toe flats with white stitching and silver ring detail $79 and don’t forget the Prada esque black patent low wedge sandals for $59. Go to cue for a flippy black skirt with grosgrain belt $158. Then head to Just Jeans: love the black velvet peacoat with silver buttons, also in a royal blue and a mushroom brown delicious for $129; it’s a steal; and the fab white silk Victorian collarless shirt with full sleeves and a yoke detail is a must buy $49 with white covered buttons ; plus the choc brown suede blazer is chic and it is in a soft pink suede too which is very fashion $149.
Economy:
Kookai: has some wintry pieces in a brown tweed herringbone fabric; a zip front double layer jacket $229 called duchess of York; or a more simpler version a bow at the back $209. Check out the big black slouchy bag with tiny studs $199; tweed cuffed city shorts $119; and stone racer back fitted tank $39 and the baggy V neck T are handy for $39. Lots of scary hot pink and black
Cue: there are cute purple knit polo tops $85;a little brown flippy pencil skirts in wool $135; the Roland Mouret fitted pencil dress with a wide neck line and tiny cap sleeves $189; a longer pinstripe skirt with a wrap front $119. There is a black sheer baggy, cap sleeve top with black velvet bow trim $179; a dark navy V neck cardigan $85 and the divine short little velvet jacket as reported $299. There is cuffed baggy high waist pants with brown velvet ribbon $195. The miu Miu esque pink paisley dresses are now on sale for $132 and I love the new dark green velvet jacket $260
Nine West: love the round toe flat suede boots as reported last week; the black patent or multi sandals as reported $119 and the new bags are cool in pleather; One is a huge tote, very chic with black woven straps $109 and the other is small drawstring style with the plaited strap $99. New in are red sandals with red gold ring metal detail .
Portmans: there is a very good dark purple silk Victoriana shirt, with puff sleeves for you $69 with pintucks sonot to over the top. There is a black or dark grey cotton military jacket with silver buttos $119; a simple black velvet jacket is the go $129 and so is the grey and black stripe scoop neck ¾ sleeve T is chic $59.
Esprit: there are some good side pocket black self stripe cotton pants $99; a fab navy velvet jacket $149; cool, black skinny velvet jeans $119 and a pretty print satin cami in purples and greens $129. The trench too is good $149. Mais oui.
MNG: Check out the green puffa vest with hood, at $89; hello it’s a bargain; check out the short DB nylon stone trench $129; the cotton satin blazer, very chic in black $229; the black patch pocket red blazer $229 and of course my favourites are the white moleskin coat $329 and the black raffia Chanel princess coat $429 that I tell you to buy week after week.
FCUK: There are lots of sloane rancher quilted waistcoats everywhere : check out the black quilted zip one here with rib wool collar $99; There is a short cute khaki, cotton, belted, washed out ¾ trench $139; a black and cream or is it dark navy? stripe L/S T $79; navy cargo pants $119; navy belted short wrap buttonless jacket $99. There are some skinny black jeans $119; a cool black jersey dress with big full sleeves and satin ribbon waist $139 ; it’s the best of the black jersey dresses. I am so over the wrap dress. Please pop it back in the wardrobe with your pashmina. Good. Buy the dark green ruffle sleeveless silk satin top $69; the fab and very chic cream chunky Aran knit high neck cross over cardigan with a safety pin fastening on neck $99 and the long purple V neck sweater dress ( mini) with a little self belt $79.
Supre: I like the cute strapless shirred maxi dress in mustard and pink paisley: a perfect little dress to finish the summer poolside $45.

Business Class;
Bettina Liano: check out the back drape ¾ sleeve jersey top $275; the divine organza ruffle sleeveless shirt is a must buy in black , blush or white $320; the denim ruffle shirt $329 and the funky dress version if you dare. There are some great basic black cotton satine pieces: narrow pants $259; city shorts $239 with lacing up the leg; also skinny jeans with white stitching $320. There is a sheer lace ruffle sleeved shirt with ruffle cuffs, very OTT in black or white $299;.
Weekend Max Mara: lots of fabulous chic new pieces in. Checkout the black quilt coat $640 with black buttons and double breasted; the divine watermelon red wool melton princess coat , divine $1080; a lovely wool oyster cardigan wool jacket $450; a groovy green khaki fur trim parka $1400 and the orange quilted nylon puffa vest is so cute for those weekends away $480. Check out the black or grey jersey Edwardian ruched high neck top with panellling a la Balenciaga $300; and the belted black wool military jacket is gorgeous with tortoiseshell buttons about $770. There is gold/black handy lurex long sleeve T $255; grey narrow wool jeans $290; a cute little stripe white pink T shirt $215 and a black velvet jacket $690. Love the gorgeous perfect paneled flippy skirt, will be very flattering $385 and the stone belted epaulettes trench is a must buy $1115.
David Lawrence: check out the grey boiled wool cardigan jacket $149; the wool rib mini poncho in lots of colours is the best buy, also in a larger longer version $139, was from last season. The classic oatmeal knit round neck sweater is a great basic $129.
Veronika Maine: lots of great pieces in this week; the best piece is the fabulous black and grey empire, square neck dress with big eyelet and ribbon trim on the neckline $269; a grey flannel 50’s dress with a square neckline grosgrain waistband $269; and the tulip skirt is here in all sorts of fabulous fabrics. Love all the Marini esque dresses and jacket and the grey and black leaf print fitted dress with wide neckline is chic $279.
Wayne Cooper; Love all the black here: there is a divine organza black tulip skirt with front bow detail $395; a cherry red sik satin tie front ruched blouse, also in black and oyster $220 ; and the must buy short sleeve knit polo neck knit top with pussy bow $155. Buy the spot velvet top, and the dress $295 with cap sleeves- gorgeous- and so is the 50’s black SJP style dress with a big bow at the waist $595.
Armani Exhange: there are a very new pieces in here: check out the brown tweed story: I like the trousers and the pleat skirt plus the zip front double layer jacket and the apparently the nylon quilted fur trimmed ¾ coats in black or cream are selling like hot cake for $500 in this heat; Hot.
Midas: If you are not going to do the wedge or the platform ( you will next season) go for the best shoe around in Midas. The peep toe heel with a bow here is in all sorts of great colours: there is choc brown velvet, green velvet, in satin, in black, in burgundy. A perfect little shoe if a heel is what you want for $198. http://midasshoes.com.au/ it’s name? “imaginaire” and its also in a silver or in black lace. Also check out the Lanvin esque tan platforms ‘Prelude’ $268; the black classic round toe pumps ‘Manhatten’ $198; and the fab the buckle front round toe a la Chloe Paris $248 in choc or black

First Class
The news from the runways of Paris for next Autumn/ winter 06:
WWD reportsChanel: To open, Lagerfeld rejuvenated the house staple — those evergreen tweeds — pairing narrow-cut coats with sprightly minis to match, all in a range that ran from tame to zany, as in a combo sparkling with tutti-frutti metallic camellias. Other innovations included a puff of a parka spliced with alternating bands of nappy tweed and nylon, and a sharp black coat bordered with golden bubbles. Lagerfeld’s array of pared-down, Sixties-ish sportswear looked just as fresh, with simple sweater dresses, jabot-tied blouses and even a cozy cape blooming with knit camellias.For evening he decked out dresses with tribal beaded breastplates and armored the shoulders of his coats with beaded medallions that clung like barnacles.
McQueen; Alexander McQueen’s fabulously creative show was, as they say, a moment. Only he could provide the astonishing feat of techno-magic that ended his show. Inside an empty glass pyramid, a mysterious puff of white smoke appeared from nowhere and spun in midair, slowly resolving itself into the moving, twisting shape of a woman enveloped in the billowing folds of a white dress. It was Kate Moss, her blonde hair and pale arms trailing in a dream-like apparition of fragility and beauty that danced for a few seconds, then shrank and dematerialized into the ether. This vision was in fact a state-of-the-art hologram. The gown, a pale cascade of multiple organza ruffles, wasn’t just an optical effect, though. It subsequently reappeared in the collection’s victory line up, which wound its way around the glass box as the audience was still reverberating with wonder at witnessing this incredible event.
Miu Miu:. Maintaining Miu Miu’s quirky character, Prada applied nostalgic dressmaking techniques to create the collection’s young — but sophisticated — look. A short fit- and-flare coat with a belled brocade miniskirt peeping out from beneath set the genteel tone. Prada sculpted swirled minidresses from iridescent taffetas and brocades, some overpainted with naïve graphics or classical urns. She crafted a masterful minidress from a mélange of spliced knits; showed a waxed leather bolero over a kicky leather mini, and, at her most relaxed, Prada sent out a felt bustier top over a slouchy T-shirt and riding breeches.
Lanvin: Last time around, Alber Elbaz’s fierce, streamlined, high-platformed collection raced ahead of the season, igniting a lady-versus-power-woman debate that has only just burst into flame on other runways. With his whimsical and wonderful fall collection that little puff had ballooned into a powerful, full-cut look that Elbaz took right to the brink. And it looked just right. Tuxedo jackets took on a womanly oomph with nipped waists and rounded, padded hips. Playing on the graphic look of his spring collection with a send-up of its sultry glamour, Elbaz worked a little trompe l’oeil magic, tacking satin hourglass panels onto black minishifts. Satin dresses veiled in feathery tulle took the look light, while tented coatdresses brought a classic Parisian chic to bear.
Louis Vuitton:Like a pack of elegant Vuitton ladies gone wild, Jacobs’ models stormed the runway at a heart-pounding clip, wearing blown-up bucket hats, sweaters slung around their hips, all-terrain platform heels and looks featuring all manner of supreme exaggeration in between. He kept everything pumped up and amplified: chunky suits in tweed and latex, or cinched with sporty toggle ties; elongated waffle knits in umpteen-ply cashmere; even oversized sweatshirts in knitted mink. Jacobs armored a knit coat with beads, baubles and a bushy swath of fur. He paired a slouchy sweater with an iridescent quilted skirt and showed a drawstring peacoat with hot pink velvet raver’s pants. If a few of his overblown styles looked a tad heavy — well, maybe that’s the point.

Nectarine or Peach Tarte …

Nectarine or Peach Tarte …originally from Stephanie Alexander
This is a bit like the famous French dessert clafoutis. But this has alcohol in it. And nectarines. And crushed macadamias. And lots of butter. What else do you want to munch on at the end of a relaxing summers lunch?

For 6 to 8 size 10 girls
You need
1 x sheet shortcrust or puff pastry. Please buy it, it’s Sunday after all
1 egg white
4 nectarines or peaches or any other fruit at hand. Stephanie says to peel it. I say too hard to do in your bikini. Just slice them thickly.
150g unsalted butter
200g caster sugar
200g unsalted macadamias or Brazil nuts or Almonds or anything
3 eggs
75 ml cognac or cointreau or any other alcohol at hand you can splash in

·Preheat the oven to 200
·Moisturize a tart case with butter
·You want a tart case because the batter will run over the edge of a flat baking sheet.
·Get out a single short crust pastry sheet and throw on tarte tin.
·Bake blind for 20 mins. No, put down that drink; If you don’t know what bake blind means look it up.
·While that’s cooking chop up the nectarines
·Blitz about 150g nuts in the whizzer till ground like flour.
·Then blitz the rest so they are still crunchy (to throw on the top)
·After 20 mins of blind baking get the tart out of the oven and brush it with an egg white and throw it back in the oven for another 5 mins.
·Let it cool ..,you can put it in the fridge if you like while you make the batter.
·Turn the oven down to 160 please.
·Cream the butter and sugar till it’s as fluffy as the only gay in the village
·Then add the ground nuts to the mix and give a beating…. They love it
·Add the eggs one at a time and beat them well and good.
·Then slurp in the cointreau. Into the mix (and your glass).
·You may try some….Mmm finger licking good.
·Add the remaining chunky nuts to the mix…it may be a bit sloppy but it is a batter you see
·Arrange the fruit on top of the pastry case in the prettiest way possible…think Marni
·Then pour over the batter to cover it. Think I hope my thighs don’t look like that in a bikini.
·If you have too much batter, toss it in a container in the freezer with the rest of the pastry to a quick de la quick dessert later in life.
·Bake it for about 1 hour at 160.
·It should be a lovely golden colour a la Paris Hilton on a good day….
·Serve it warm or picnic temperature with lashing of thick cream
Sensational

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Match Point…directed by Woody Allen
Who: Jonathan Rhys-Myers, Scarlett Johansson Emily Mortimer
Genre: Dramas, and Drama, Betrayal, Character Study, Melodrama, Infidelity
The Plot: London 2005; Poor tennis coach is befriended by outrageously wealthy family. Marries daughter. Goes to the opera, weekends at the Family ‘Pile’ and is seduced by the lifestyles of the rich and famous. Gets up to lots of high jinks with the sister in law. Oops. Let the games begin….
Acting: Scarlett is fabulous, the Hooray Henry brother and sister are spot on Sloane ranchers and Jonathon Ryss Myers is handsome and smoudering.
Photography: I wouldn’t say that it was outstanding but it makes London look great. A miracle in itself. It’s sunny all the time ( except of course in the dramatic scenes where it should always be raining).
Set design: Anyone for tennis? Glamorous and grand country houses! Tennis, croquet! Huge drawing rooms ! Divine library! Chic modern apartments over looking the Thames! The Tate Modern! See the Sir Norman Foster-designed “Gherkin building,” and the vast Englefield Estate is the magnificent Hewett family home.
Wardrobe: Excellent. A Chanel tweed coat over a white t-shirt and jeans, a chic little black dress at the opera. Who needs product placement when you can film the entire store? See Cartier, Asprey, Ralph Lauren, etc.
Salon de beaute: modern and chic. movie mistake: The aristocratic father has his hair dyed, that would never happen.
Botox? Has Scarlett had an injection or two? You need a big jab to get through the suspense.
Waterproof mascara? Not the traditional funny woody Allen movie. No tears but very amusing in that wry, English sort of way.
Smooches: Hot
Smokin’ smooches; here, there and everywhere. Cleverly shot with no nude scenes of Scarlett. Sorry guys.
Moral to the story: “The man who said ‘I’d rather be lucky than good’ saw deeply into life”
Best review: “…thoroughly engrossing and provocatively taut…keenly sophisticated, wryly humorous and mischievous…one of Allen’s best films in recent memory.” MOVIE EYE
Best worst review : “Match Point crafts the beginning of a better than average fish-out-of-water tale, bores us for an hour with a milquetoast affair, then gives us a wild sucker punch of an ending that even a Nostradamus / John Edward tag team couldn’t predict.” Or “ Watching This Movie Is Like Having Your Tooth Pulled In Slow Motion Without Novocaine.” OUTTAKES WITH FIORE
Rename it: Crime and Punishment
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